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Sexual Glossary


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Zack Morris - While fucking a broad, you call time-out. If she doesn't freeze knock her out and blow it on her face.

Zamboni - When your girl has thier "period" put some ice cubes in her cootch and then proceed to "clean the ice" by licking it clean.

Zebra (see also "Oreo") - When two black people enjoy one white person.

Zebra Human - This happens when you are jerking of over a black woman. suddenly you blow your load in a zigzag then stand back and whatch the domestic animal graze on your pubes.

Zejwak - When you slam your boner into a red ant hill

Zoarch - One who sucks the fart out of someone's ass!

Zombie - In a dark room you have your gal give you a blow job then jizz all over her face then poke out her eyes and turn on the lights and watch her walk around with her arms extended going huhhh...

Zorro - Right before you cum, put on a black mask over your eyes. Then wield your pecker like a sword and in controlled bursts carefully squirt 3 shots in the shape of a "Z". Then jump out the 3rd story window and smash your hairy beanbag on your horses back.

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