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The R. Kelly - Getting a blowjob from a yet unborn fetus whilst having sex on a pregnant chick. - Marvelli

The Rabbit - Also known as "El Rabbito" south of the border. Simply humping her as fast as possible "Rabbit Style" until the fur starts flyin' everywhere. - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Raising the Dead - The act of going to a graveyard, digging up the grave of a random chick, taking her corpse out of the coffin and fucking her so hard that her body is moving around so violently it looks as if she is coming back to life. - Deuce Bigalow, New York

The Rake - It is when a woman uses her teeth to "rake" or scrape the shaft of a man's penis while performing fellatio on him. - Elie Balesh, Texas

Raking the Garden - Take the top row of your teeth and scrape it from the top of her snatch, across the taint, and to the stankhole. - Dr. Nasty, New York

Rainbow Kiss - It's when a guy goes down on a girl that is having her period and then after he is finished he comes up and gives her a big kiss with tongue. - William, Indiana

Ralph Malph - puke all up in her snatch while munching her box.

Ralphie - From movie "A Christmas Story" for those feelin' devilish hmm hmm!! Guys do this with a ho that's never done oral before, but very very anxious (like Ralphie shooting his Red Rider rifle). Make sure her eyes are closed, and right before you cum, tell her to open her eyes. "Shoot her eye out kid". Do not, I repeat, do not sqeeze some jizz out prematurely and make sure you squirt her right in the middle of her eyeball. (A bonus if she wears contacts). - mario909, Southern Cal

The Ram - Doing the deed close to a wall (Doggie style for best effect) you ram her head into the wall for deeper penetration. - Easyboy, Minnesota

Rat Belly - Sticking your ball bag out your pants while keeping your cock inside. Your balls look like the bottom of a rat's belly. Do it when no one is expecting it. Great at parties. - Mud, Long Island NY

Rat Nose - When you have to take a shit so bad the tip pokes out your ass and looks like a rat's nose. - Trevor, Redmond, Washington

Raunchy Navajo - Much like the "Dirty Sanchez"... the guy shoves not one, but three fingers up the girl's ass, removes his fingers and gives her war-paint on her cheeks... those indians are geniuses.

Ray Bans (see also "Arabian Goggles") - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

The Ray Charles - When you fuck a blind chick and she doesn't see it coming. - Ritchey

The Ray Finkle (aka "The Scott Norwood") - While aiming to shoot a load between her eyes, you miss her totally and go wide right. Named for the Field Goal kicker who missed wide right. - Lams

Reaching Home (see also "Baseball Rules", "First Base", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third Base", "Rounding Third", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl & the stroking of the guy, Oral stimulation of one or both of the couple (orgasm optional), and penetration. In other words, they did it all, ending in sex. All acts have to take place in the same date for it to be considered "Reaching Home". If the guy goes straight to the fucking and skips all the work leading up to it, it is considered a "Home Run".

Real Japanese Bukkake (aka "The Confused Ostrich", "Reverse Milky Ostrich") - A woman is buried up to her neck and no less than 15 men proceed to spray their man juice all over her face and hair. The ostrich puts his head in a hole for protien, this bitch is stickin her head out of the hole! - BILZ & BRI, Breezy Point NY

Rear Admiral - When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. - Sandman

Red Badge of Courage (see also "Red Wings") - When you go down on a girl while she is on her period, after this act has taking place you are said to have received your "Red Badge of Courage". - Kevin, Eagle River

Red Beard (see also, "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - After a successful boarding, you force a blow job out of your captive maiden and as you come, you punch her in the bottom lip and rub the blood over her chin and face, hence the Red Beard. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Red Feast - (I know we here at Get Offended are going to hell for adding this one... Read it and we'll see ya there) Going down on a girl while she has a miscarriage. - Chris Calabrese, Connecticut (blame him...)

Red Phoenix - Eatin' a chick out during her "heavy flow" and when you're done wipe your face between her boobs. Step back and admire your artwork. - Mark Flanders, New York

Red Rocket - Term used to describe a dog's penis when it is erect. - Scott Hair, Texas

Red Rubber Robin - When a girl is mastubatin with a dildo on her period and gets it stuck up her pussy. Then as she tries to squeeze it out of the pink palace the dildo fires out followed by a massive flow of blood. Get on your knees bitch and start scrubbing. - Norcalwolvirene, Sacramento

Red Snapper - Have sex with a girl on her period and use a condom. When you're done take the condom off and snap it in her face like a rubber band. - Trevor, WA

Red Wings (see also "Red Badge of Courage", "Earning your Red Wings") - When you go down on a girl while she is on her period, after this act has taking place you are said to have received your "red wings". - Scary Mike, Ohio

RedRum (aka "Crime Scene Investigator") - You fuck your girl on the heaviest day of her period and right after you come you make her give you head 'til your dick is clean. - ChrisDoof, Brooklyn

Relative Humidity - The amount of sweat that rolls off your ass while you're fucking your cousin. - Chad Thompson, Kansas

The Relief Pitcher (aka "Hey thay guy looks like you!") - You are in a second floor apartment banging doggystyle while your woman is standing at the window looking out. While she is distracted with the pounding you pull out quick and your buddy (who has been hiding in the closet) quickly and silently slips in and continues the pounding. You silently slip down stairs and out to the street to stare back up at the window and begin to wave and wait for the inevitable... "Hey, that guy looks lik you!" - Dennis Murphy

Remember 9/11 - When u strattle a girl stomach and titty fuck her but u r holding both her boobs up by her nipples and blow ur load all over her towers. - Colin, New Jersey

Resleaveing - A girl that has been used too many times is all loose with extra large beef curtains, you take a five pound ham, shove it up into the pussy and just pull out the bone. - Nathan Wheat, Minnesota

The Reuben - During Doggy style sex keep a plate under the bed with your leftovers from last night and make two pieces of toast, while your pounding her so hard that she can't see you, reach around and grab the plate, Donkey Punch her then jizz on the bread and make a sandwich out of her. - James, Oregon

Reverse Birth - The process of finding a woman with a big enough cooter and literally crawling through her vaginal chamber into her uterus. - Marcus M, New Jersey

Reverse Houdini - (opposite of "Houdini") When your fuckin a girl doggy style and you pull out and blow it on her back then when she looks at you ya spit in her face. - Ritchey

Reverse Milky Ostrich (aka "The Confused Ostrich", "Real Japanese Bukkake) - A woman is buried up to her neck and no less than 15 men proceed to spray their man juice all over her face and hair. The ostrich puts his head in a hole for protien, this bitch is stickin her head out of the hole! - BILZ & BRI, Breezy Point NY

Ric Flair - When a girl is blowin a guy and sticks her fist up his asshole. All the man can say is WOOOO! - Norcalwolvirene, Sacramento

Rich Handshake - (Developed by an Englishman in Missouri) Go up to a bird in a bar, cup both her breasts in your hands and say "Hello my name is Rich, I'm from England". They either love it or hate it, though it has quite a following in Columbia, Missouri. - Rich

Ride the Wave In - When fucking a fat bitch, you slap her theigh and follow the ripple waves to her vagina. - Chris and Jon, New Jersey

Riding the Bull - A Texas favorite. Seduce the fattest girl at the party. Station 6-8 of your friends in the closet of an upstairs bedroom. When you get her up there and are going at it doggystyle you give the signal and everyone jumps out, turns on the lights and yells' "yee haaw ride the bull". - Wadtron

Riding the Hershey Highway (aka Taking the Old Dirt Road) - Partaking in anal sex.

Rim Job - When someone licks the inside of your asshole.

Rim Rash - Common redish, burning sensation after not properly wiping your ass. - Craig, New Jersey

Ringing The Doorbell - Female Masturbation. - Tom Myers, Washington

Road Gummer - A female without any teeth who gives a man a fellatio. Usually done by women with dentures for easy teeth removal. - Johnny Boy

Road Head - The act of getting head while driving, one of my personal favorites. - The Reverend Lovejoy, West Virginia

The Road Map - When a girl asks you for directions you pull out your sac and cup your balls between your thumb and forefinger. The vains in your sac will look like a road map and you can help her on her way. - Kevin, Ohio

Road to Athens - Another colorful euphamism for anal sex. - BeerVampire

Roast Beef Pussy - When a girl's pussy lips are so ripped up and nasty that they resemble our favorite lunch meat, "roast beef".

Rocky Balboa (see also "Rocky Balboa Title Punch") - Don't shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down her throat at any point during sexual contact.

The Rocky Balboa Title Punch (see also "Rocky Balboa") - same as "Rocky Balboa", but in the 2 weeks of non showering, all you eat is corn.

Rocky's Warmup - Where you repeatedly punch a girls clit and beef curtains in the same style that Slyvester Stallone punching those large pieces of beef in that slaughterhouse in the movie "Rocky". could be used for her breasts too. - mofogoon, Indiana

Rodeo Clown (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Buckin' Bronco", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Sex") - Get a bunch of your friends in the closet of the room that your about to lay your chick in. While doing her doggy style, and close to climax, get your friends to burst out of the closet making a lot of noise, and with a video camera (the rodeo clowns). When the chick goes crazy see how long you can hang on for. - Max

Rodeo Sex (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Buckin' Bronco", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown") - When you are doing your girl doggystyle, bend over and whisper in her ear, "your almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Rollover (see also , "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - Misjudging the jump and knocking the bed onto its side. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Roman Helmet (aka "Roman Soldier") - Variation of Arabian Goggles, where a testicle is placed on each of the partners eyes and the penis along their nose. - Mike

Roman Shower - The act of vomiting on your partner during missionary or cowgirl sex. - Rob Leffler, Illinois

Roman Soldier (aka "Roman Helmet") - You stand behind your kneeling girl, place your balls over her eyes, and let your shaft hang down over her nose... gives the appearance of the helmets Roman Soldiers wore.

Rosco - When you slap your girlfriend in the forehead with your cock.

Rocso Pico Train - When a line of guys slaps a girl in the forehead with their cocks.

Rotisserie - Getting done by 2 guys at once, one on each end: oral on one side, anal or doggy style on the other. - Dirty Suarez
2) Here you need find a women with no arms and legs. You then take the girl as she is on your dick and continuosly rotate her in 360 degree angle until her chicken is done. - Anteezi T, Massachusetts

Roughin' Up the Suspect - Beating your cock until it spits up "the evidence". "Spit it out, cough it up". - Ed Ruffner, Connectarado

Rounding Third (see also "Baseball Rules", "First Base", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third Base", "Reaching Home", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have reached "Third Base" and also one (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm directly because of Oral Sex. Note... if one/or both have reached orgasm because of manual stimulation it is known as "Leading Off Second", it is important why they came as to establish the status of the date.

Royal Salute - Make your girl kneel and salute you while reciting pledge of allegiance as you proceed to jerk off and cum on her face. - Mike R, Hanover Square

The Rubber Ducky - Have a girl in some body of water, take off your pants, make her give you head under the water, and don't let her up until she makes you bust a nut. - The Blue Hornet

Rubberbones - Someone with the ability to go down on themself. - mk2gli

Rude Beneby - Get a girl/guy naked during foreplay, them make fun of them. It is rare that sex follows...

Rudolph - When getting a blowjob by a girl with pigtails, abruptly pull out and come in her hair. Before she runs off, slam her head on a table making sure her nose hits first and she¹s knocked out. Then spread your sample into her pigtails so they are sticking up out of her head. When she awakes from her mild concussion, the pigtails will have solidified into antlers and her nose will be a bright red. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer - This bestiality move starts with a naked woman sticking her nose in the ass of a male dog. She then lifts the dog's front paws in the air as the shape of a "V" while she is bent over like a dog on her knees. This will excite the dog and his red thing will be revealed to look like Rudolph's nose. His paws will look like antlers on her head to complete the look. An enormously fat naked man with a red hat can whip the bitch and yell "ho, ho, ho" if so desired. Ladies have the extra benefit of having a brown nose after performing this act which will then allow them to join in all the reindeer games. - Brian, Pennsylvania

Ruff Rider - Briefly get head from a chick, then dip your dick in sand.. then slip it in her and fullfil the nickname. - Ryan, Ontario

Rug Burn - Prolonged dry humping that results in rug burn like marks on the penis, usually from a zipper or rough fabric. - A. Jello & K. Rowe

Running of the Bulls (aka ³The Pamplona², ³The Encierro²) ­ An orgy with equal numbers male/female except for one odd person; all others go into the Bull Charge and chase the odd man out. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Running the Deli Line - The art of sucking off 3 or more guys at one time. - Lucas, Florida

Russian Alarm Clock - The art of laying a log on your girl friends face while she's sleeping, she wakes up screaming, viola, the russian alarm clock. - Gabe Tanyi, New York

Russian Bird Feeder (see also the "New York Bird Feeder") - Eating a girls period muff whiles shes shitting. - Gabe Tanyi, New York

Russian Dressing - While fucking a girl that is on the rag, bust a nut inside of her. Quickly have her stand up and place a bowl of salad under her pussy; gravity should handle the rest. A creamy light red sauce should fall from her pussy and onto the salad. Then make the bitch eat it. - Snippy, New York

Russian Starfish - While fisting a dirty hoe, try as hard as you can to open your hand to mimmick a starfish. - Ben Hurrey, Australia

Rusty Bike Chain - A loose, but still somewhat connected stool, resembling brown bicycle chain. - Mitch, South Carolina

Rusty Fish Hook - When your doing a girl in the butt. If you get some shit on your finger, reach around and "hook" her mouth like you got a bass on your finger. A little disturbing, but funny as hell. - Clint

Rusty Nail - This is good if your with a girl that does not like to swallow....When receiving a blowjob from a chick... just when your about a to cum make her step on a rusty nail giving her lockjaw...Her mouth will be stuck open allowing you to shoot your jizz in her mouth. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Rusty Trombone (see also "The Boofter") - 1) Demanding oral pleasure immediately following anal hijinks with a woman. - Kieth, Wall Street
2) the girl eats your asshole out and jacks you off at the same time.... similar to the slide action of a trombone... and the mouthpiece is all "rusty"

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