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Waffles with Ice Cream - Hit a chick from the behind with her face pressed up against a chain link fence.  Before you climax, turn her around and spill it all over her face, still with the marks from the fence- hence, waffles with ice cream.  THis can also be done by pressing her back or rear against the fence. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Walking the Plank (see also , "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - After a successful boarding, you are forced off the bed and onto the floor by either the girl herself or her boyfriend. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Wallnutting - When watching something erotic the man masterbates with one hand, whilst reaching behind with the other and sticking his thumb up his ass repeatedly. - Peter Walker (The Pip King of 808 State), Queensland Australia

Walrus (aka "The White Dragon") - When you come in a girl's mouth, then cover it with your hand and punch her in the tummy. The jizz'll squirt out her nose and give her the appearence of having tusks. - N.B.

Walt Disney (aka "Ted Williams") - Freeze your crank until it is frozen. Then do a chick with your frozen shaft. It will feel like she is having sex with Walt Disney. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Wavey "H" (aka "Wobbly 'H'") - A double-team manuver where both guys stand while the girl is in the middle; one guy gives it to the girl doggystyle while she gives the other guy a blow job; step back and look, the guys have made the sides of the "H" and the girl has made the bar; add sexual movements to make the "H" nice and Wavey. - "students" of J.K. Mullen High School

Web-Job (aka "Laskerbation") - The act of using the webbing between your fingers to masturbate. - The Students of Maryvale High

Wedding Cake (aka "The Colonel Sanders") - While you're doing it doggy style, you pull out, come in your hand, and rub it all over her mouth.
 

Weeble Wobble - After seducing a girl at the gym you ask her to hump in the locker room. Get her naked, all except for her tennis shoes. While tagging her with her feet behind her head, tie her shoelaces together. Then proceed to spooge in her face, tip her over, and vacate the premises. - Kyle, Ohio

Welfare Surprise - You do a girl doggy-style in a room with absolutly no lights. You make an excuse to leave, and then send in a bum off the streets to finish her off. When he's done you turn on the lights and show her the surprise. - Team Awesome

Wet Biscuit (see also "Ookie Kookie") - 4 or more guys in a circle jerk and a biscuit is in the middle. The last man to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it. - Marvelli

Wet Jessy - Sneak into a girls bedroom while she's sleeping and Jack Off on her.

Water Sports (see also "Golden Shower") - Any involvement of Urine in sex

Werewolf - When 2 guys hold down a chic, and a third guy bends down in tea bag position spreading his cheeks across her face. He then rips ass. Her face will then resemble a werewolf. - Adam Suppe, Nevada

Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you It is the same grip that rodeo folks use Hence, western. - Wadtron

The Wheelbarrow - Man and woman are going at it doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the woman's legs and stands up, leaving the woman's arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to bang away...

Whiskey Dick - When you are so drunk you can't get a boner. - JJ & JB, Virginia

Whistling Dixie - After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream "The South Will Rise Again!" and shove it in her starfish. - The Grundile Gang, DC

White Dragon (see also "Angry Dragon", "Flaming Dragon" ) - When a girl is givin you head and right after you nut in her mouth you punch her in the stomache and she blows it out her noes. - Jonathan Dobbertin, Texas

White Tips - The appearance of a bowel movement after having anal sex, and blowing your wad inside. - Mark Mickel

Whoa Nelly - When doing it doggie style, just before you nut, pull on her hair like reins and yell "WHOA NELLY". - Angry Pete, Illinois

Whoopie Cushion - Pushing push down on a chick's stomach, after sex, causing a queef or pussy fart. Before attempting the Whoopie Cushion, it is best to use the crab position during intercourse to assure a large amount of trapped air inside the vagina. - Crisco, St. Paul, MN

The Windmill - When a man swings his ball sac in either clockwise or counterclockwise motion, in order to gain speed and slap a woman in the face with it. - Chris Hudak

Windshield Wiper - This is a work around for the French Onion if you don't have any utensils withing reach; after feeding her your tube steak, face blast a girl and then use your meat bat to sweep the love chowder into her mouth. - Dirt, NYC

Windy Bell - When sticking your jack up the back door you partner seaps out an anal fart. - sQuick, United Kingdom

Winnie the Pooh - When you are banging a broad Doggy-Style and you shove your fist up her ass... it proceeds to get stuck, just like Winnie the Pooh in the cave. - Brad Berning, Florida

Winter Rules - The act of stroking your own dick before allowing a woman to make you cum. Often done becuase she doesn't know what the hell she is doing. This term is taken from the game of golf. If "Winter Rules" are in play, the golfers are allowed to tee their ball up anywhere on the course due to the often poor, cold, hard conditions of the course in the winter. - Travis, Ohio

WJATP (We're Joined At The Penis) - This refers to when 2 guys are thinking the exact same thing at the same exact time, they are joined at the penis. - Aaron Stepp & Patrick Nicely, Pennsylvania

Wobbly "H" (aka "Wavey 'H'") - Whe two guys are standing up tagging a girl, one doggy-style, one receiving a blowjob. - Grant J, Cambridge

Wolf Cookie - When a girl sucks a guy's dick right after it's been in her ass. - Jim B, Ohio

Wombat - Taking a girl doggy style, pull it out and smack it off right and left feild aka her ass. - Chad

The Wooden Indian - Next time your banging a gook, stuff an old dime store wooden Indian up her cunt 'till she's dead. Then throw her in front of a truck. I call this the wooden Indian I think you will too. Great around the holidays. In the event an officer of the law should catch you, just mutter incoherently about Pearl Harbor and Nazis. You're sure to get off. - Nathan Kirkham, Canada

Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

Wrecking Ball - 1) While getting head in the shower, swing from the curtain rod, attemping to the knock womans head off with your hard cock and swingin sack. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn
2) While in the "wheelbarrow position", grab your girl's arms and pull them behind her. As she is stuck in the air run around the room and hit her head into shit

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