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Kaboose - When a group of guys a slam a girl in the same night, the Kaboose is the last person to go. Similar to sloppy seconds, but entails more than 2 people. - Gene Lapointe, Pennsylvania

Kamala - Banging a fat black woman while eating a rotissere chicken off the fat folds behind her neck. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Kamikaze Run (aka ³The Slim Pickens²) - Same as the "Killer Angel", except that when you start shitting, you let go of the chandelier or fan and ride down with your bomb. After the actor who rode a nuclear bomb in ³Dr. Strangelove.² ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Kamikaze Tunnel Fire - Now this is quite simple, you are doin' someone from behind, in the buns of course, and after a little work pull out to reveal a flacid, half open poop-shoot. Quickly now, before it closes up, take a good pinch of Wasabi and poke it in there, cork, and ta-da... - Von Snied, Oregon

Kankles - When a lady is so fat the space between her Caf and her ankle are the same size... Hence the word "Kankles". - Spencer, Tennessee

Karen Carpenter - Fucking a chick in the ass while she vomits. Feels a lot like a multi-donkey punch.

Kenabunkport Chowder - Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder you ate for lunch between her legs. - Mike T, Brooklyn

Kenny Roger's Roasters - While doin the bitch in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl her around on your dick-thus creating the roaster effect. Do untill a golden crispy brown. - Milton Waddums, Georgia

Kentucky Derby - From behind you take off the condom tie a knot in it and start whipping her like your a jockey trying to win a race. - jward

Kentucky Plow - You're doing a girl doggy style on a hard floor, then you sweep her arms our from under her so that she bangs her face on the floor, knocking out her teeth. - Jim B., Ohio

Kidney Stones - (this one is just wrong and we don't suggest you ever try it, it will almost certainly result in jailtime) While performing anal on your girlfriend put a razor blade in her vagina. as soon as she feels it and starts screaming bloody murder punch her in the kidney and make her pass it all over you.

Kids Drink - After 4 or 5 people get done fucking a girl everyone bust in a cup and let her drink it. - Andre Parrish, North Carolina

Killer Angel (aka ³The Stuka²) - Same as the "Demolition Man", except when bombing you must swinging from a chandelier or a ceiling fan. A good option when the ladies have passed out and are laying down on the bed. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

King Benny - Named for the character in the movie Sleepers, this would be the most adult thing to do to your girlfriend after she dumps you publicly in a harsh fashion and in one of your favorite bars, restaurants, etc., thereby ruining the place for you. Jerk off into a bowl for two weeks and purchase a belligerent ferret at a local pet store. Break into her apartment while she¹s taking a relaxing bath and enter the bathroom calmly. Before she has time to react, say ³Every time I go to (Break up location¹s name here), I see your face.² Dump the jizz and the ferret into the tub and yell over her screams, ³Now, every time you take a bath, you¹ll see mine.² Calmly walk out (may take a photograph) and hire a good litigator. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

King Nutty (aka "Queen Nutty") - Put your nut sack on a sleeping guy's head and take a picture (like they have a crown made of balls). The victim becomes "King Nutty". - Walnut, North Dakota

KKK - Your are fucking a black girl doggystyle and just as you are about to blow it you put the white bed sheet on your head to remeble a clansman. (Goes over best if used in southern states) - Drew, Munnsville

Klingon - A variation of the "Star Fleet Commander" where your girl is not wet enough and grips hold of your hand. - Ben Hurrey, Australia

The Kojak (see also "The Mr. T", "The Don Johnson", "The Chewbacca") - Term used to describe the hairstyle (or lack thereof) of a bald pussy.

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