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Sexual Glossary


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C-Squad Tripod - When there is one girl and you set her up to where one guy tags her in the ass, another in the cooch, and i guy givin her shots in the mouth. - Kyle Unruh, Josh Bradford, & Jason Schultz, Incarnate Word

Cajun Hot Stick - Fucking a girl doggy style while chewing tobacco. spit dip juice in the pit of her back, remove dick from snatch, commence to rubbing dick in dip spit, when good and covered insert dip spit covered dick back into vag and continue fucking.

California Brushfire - When your next door neighbor is so flaming gay that you have to turn on the sprinklers and evacuate immediately. - Bryan, Jay & Annabelle

California Hot Plate (see also "Cleveland Steamer", "Glass Boat", "Freckled Steamer", "Steamer") - When you put plastic wrap over someone's face and shit on it. - Tew Tone

California Potato Chip - Fuck the hell out of yo bitch, then bust a nut all over her back. Call it a night and then proceed to go to sleep. When you wake in the morning, Peel the hardened Jizz of her back and serve it to her for breakfast. - Jay Reid, Georgia

Camel Toe (see also "Moose Knuckle", "The Mumbler", "Ninja Foot") - When a girl's pants are so tight you can make out the outline of her lips.

Campfire Delight - Right as you are about to bust your nut, set her bush on fire, then run off a batch of liquid marshallows on it. - Matt, Massachusetts

Canadian HandShake - When a female Canadian performs the act of a handjob upon a poor unsuspecting American guy, phasing him, and making him very horny. This act is performed quite often, its just that nobody talks about it. - Benjamin Goroncy, Travis Harff, & Patrick Nicely, Pennsylvania

Canadian Rodeo - During sex, when the girl is on top, grab her thighs and she starts bucking like a wild bronco. Hold on for dear life and see how long you can keep it in her. - McShaner, Philly

Candlabia (see also "Liberace") - Go out to a store and find a candle the same size as your pud when it is fully hard. Then hide it near your favorite sex spot along with a lighter. As you're doing it doggy-style with her face down, get the candle, light it then pull out slowly and re-insert the lit candle (make sure to insert the base of the candle, NOT the wick!) Voila!. - Sick Johnny, Chicago

The Canker Bomb - Either you jizz on a girlıs canker sore while sheıs giving you head or you ram your dick so hard into the side of her mouth she gets a canker sore, ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Captain Bob (aka "The Skipper", "The SS Minnow") - The act of rubbing your fingers on the musky clam of a skank hootchie mamma then sneaking a whiff at random intervals until you've had the opportunity to wash your hands. (Unless you never wash your hands, hoping to relive the moment as long as the smell lingers.) - M, Iowa

Captain Morgan - When your partner is on her period, insert your two fingers into her box getting some blood on them. Once you have some good coverage on your fingers, give her the red mustache, and tell her the Captain sent ya. - Bennett Milnor, New Jersey

Captain Pecker the Party Wrecker - A large inflatable shaft that is repeatedly punched by teenaged girls until they can't stand to watch anymore and orgasm convulsively. - K&B Naples, Pennsylvania

Car Wash - After fucking a girl in her ass, she sucks you off. - Adam, G'ville

Card Table - You bang the girl girl doggie style while play solitare on her back. - Uncle Patty, Brooklyn

The Carnival (aka "The 18th Ave. Feast") - While your double teaming a girl with your friend, one of you bang her in the pink and the other bangs her in the stink. At the same time pull out of her leaving the condoms inside. Count to 3 and at the same time start peeing out of your pistol and into your balloon. Whoever pops thier balloon first wins the dirty stuffed animal. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Carolina Steamer - When you get done banging a chick and you get up and take a dump on her chest. - Bradley J. McIntyre

Cat Scratch Fever - A girl that likes to dry hump, and will hump anything, comes from the idea of a cat clawing at a scratching post. - A. Jello

Catching the Bus - Where a sling and put it on your arm....Go to a Local bus stop and when you see the perfect broad, as the bus is about to arrive, ask her to help you retrieve your money from your pocket (requires the sling be worn on the same side as pocket) .When she goes to help you out and get the dough , she gets a handful of your cock ala a hole in your jeans pocket. Tell her "Get on the bus bitch!" ....TIP...make sure the bus is like right there , so she has to get on it, and you can make a quick getaway. - XTRON714

Caught Red Handed - Having accidentally fingered a girl while she was on her period. - Dave, Australia

Celebration - Shaking up a bottle of cheap champagne or beer shoving it into the snapper and let it spray all over like you just won the NBA championship. - Lock Haven White Trash

Cell Block - When your in the shower and you take the removable shower head and stick by your ass and balls and beat off with your other hand. - Mud, Long Island NY

Cement Mixer - Drop a huge dump in her mouth, then jizz in her mouth and pix it around like cement with your shlong. - Dr. Nasty, New York

Chainsaw Box - Big, meaty, distorted vaginal lips that look like she sat on a chainsaw for pleasure. - Lewis, Myrtle Beach

Champagne Bottle - When jerkin a guy off, sensing that he is abotu to blow a load, gently place your thumb tip over his spewing hole as one would when opening a champagne bottle. Sucks for him! - B-more Blondie

Changing Horses Midstream - When you're doing one girl and you start pissing in her, then you switch to another girl and continue peeing, then blow your load. - Jill Skillings, Massachusetts

Chapter 10 - When you're studying for finals and a girl comes into your room and takes a shit on your textbook and makes you eat it while screaming out vocab. - Dr. Deuce, Danbury, Connecticut

Charleston Chew - When one of the scheister flick lovin' jokers places saran wrap over the mouth of their partner and poops in the saran wrap in their mouth. Thus creating a wrapped-up chocolaty delight, much in the vane of the candy bar favorite. - Bretticus, Washington, D.C.

Charlotte's Web - Find a girl (it will help if her name is Charlotte), get her naked and have her get on her knees. Then place 8 guys evenly around her in a cirlce and have them all pleasure themselves to the point that they all cum at once. When they all simultaniously shoot their loads it looks like "Charlottes Web!" - Seven

Chern and Burn (aka "The Chernock", "Fat Tucker", "Turd Ferguson") - While in the 69 position you give your partner oral pleasures to the point where they climax. Right when they reach their highest point of orgasm, you shit all over their face. - Deuce Devereaux

The Chernock (aka "Chern and Burn", "Fat Tucker", "Turd Ferguson") - While in the 69 position you give your partner oral pleasures to the point where they climax. Right when they reach their highest point of orgasm, you shit all over their face. - Deuce Devereaux

Cherry Blow Pop - When you have sex with a girl during her period, and you pull out and have her suck it. - Flint

Cherry Slushy - After a "Vaginal Seizure" you have a sweet tooth.

Cherry Tree - When you're fucking a girl outdoors and stick a pricker branch in her pussy.

Chester - The term gennerally referring to a man with breasts larger than the woman he is screwing. After stripping the woman, "Chester" will proceed to wear her bra, mount her and beat his chest like King Kong.

Cheswick - A penis (hard on) that is wider than it is long

The Chewbacca (see also "The Mr. T", "The Kojak", "The Don Johnson") - Term used to describe the furry state of a hairy pussy.

Chewed Up Bubble Gum - When a girl has been fucked to many times and her vag lips look like chewed up bubble gum, comes in original and grape flavor

Chia Pet - After applying a Dirty Sanchez, smear Chia seeds across it. Then, put the recipient in restraints, water regularly, and check out the cool green mustache!

Chicken Brickin' - You'll need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken, then, while still mounted, take the two bricks and smash the chicken's head between them. The dying/dead chicken will thrash about for 30 seconds (or more if you're lucky) giving you a one-of-a-kind climax. [Rinse chicken well. Make soup.] - TPM

Chicken Cutlet (see also "Veal Cutlet") - When you are doing a girl doggy style at the beach, after you have been going at it for a long time, and you are nice and lubed up, pull out and bread your dick with sand like a chicken cutlet, then stick it back in and go to town. - Blue Hornet

Chicken Head - A person who sucks cock like a fiend. - Emily Paradis, Connecticut

Chief Wahoo - Going down on a girl while she is on the rag. Bite the string and pull it out. Shake your head side to side creating red stripes below your eyes. Now you are a Navajo! - White Lightning, Ohio

Chili Dog (aka "Coney Dog") - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest then titty fucking her, henceforth the appearence of a "Chili Dog". - Twisted Pete, Ohio

Chili Whip - After a girl goes down on you, you blow your load and then pull out of her mouth and slap her in the face with your erect penis, the intent to injure is a must. - Fallstaf, Poland

Chilly Willy (aka "Polar Bear", "Snowjob") - Blowjob involving ice cubes. - Wadtron

The Chinatown Riot - Go to any street corner in Chinatown. Start blaring ³Got Rice Bitch² on your boom box while doing two tied-up Beijing twins in the ass and wearing a rice paddy hat. Remember to have the engine running in your getaway car. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Chipmunk (aka "Squirrel") - When a chick has two penises in her mouth and she resembles a squirrel. - Jacob Reed, North Carolina

Choad - (aka "Taint", "Grundle", "Nacho", "Chode", "Scranus", "The Dirty Inch") - The flap of skin between the asshole and balls/pussy. - Mike Ray, North Carolina
2) A dick that is fatter than it is long.

The Chocolate Covered Pretzel - While doing a girl in the pink, take a pretzel rod" and stick it in her browneye. Once covered completely in poo, put it in her mouth are make her eat it. - Adam Check, Massachusetts

Chocolate Napalm - Post mexican food BM. Sticks to everything and burns like hell. - Mitch, South Carolina

Chocolate Orgasm - In the act of any kind of sex, uncontrollable shit comes out of your ass. - Felipe, Arizona

Chocolate Slushy - After an "Anal Siezure" you have a sweet tooth... - Brandito, Missouri

Chocolate Starfish - (see also "Pink Starfish") Another name for the asshole.

The Chocolate Surprise - First you shit while you're having sex, then you punch out all of the guy's teeth, then you put the shit in his mouth. - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Chode - 1) (aka "Taint", "The Dirty Inch", "Scranus", "Choad", "Grundle", "Nacho") Slang term for the perineum. the strip of skin that runs from the bottom of the scrotum (or vagina) to the anus. - Robert Sherwood
2) A short stubby penis. Usually as short as it is fat. - Robert Sherwood

Chopper - (Chick must have hair in pig tails) While doing it doggie style, grab her pig tails like your riding a chopper and proceed to make motorcycle sounds. - Angry Pete Chicago, Illinois

Chopsdicks (aka "Schlong Scissors") - When a girl is giving a doubleheader and she grabs both dicks and squeezes repeatedly to give the appearance of chopsticks. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Chowder Bowl (aka "Doggy Bag") - The act of getting drunk and going down on a girl only to throw up in her box and leave it for the next dumb ass to find. - Freakee329

Chowderfuck - The act of fucking a girl doggie style in the box, pulling out and blowing your load on the top of her crack, trying to push the cum up her asshole as it runs down before your member goes soft. - Myk

Chris Wingler Title Punch - When your fucking a girl doggystyle, pull out, yell out "TITLE PUNCH!!" then punch ur fist up her ass as hard as u can(can be substituted for the other hole) - Tyloar

Christmas Tree - You fuck a shaved girl, shoot your load on her upper pubic area and sprinkle a handful of pine needles where you jizzed, making her patch look like a christmas tree. then proceed to bite her belly button making it the star on top of the tree. - G-Bag, New York

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Taint - Pretending to be a Mormon just so you can impregnate virgins and breed them all out. - Club 1209

Cincinnati Gag Reflex (see also "Buffalo Barf Bucket") - While getting head from a girl (she must be an avid sports fan) reveal the fact that you are from Cincinnati. She will be so mortified and disgusted to know she is sucking the dick of someone from such a pathetic town sports wise, she'll gag herself on your dick. - PDiddyOrDidinty - Cincinnati, Ohio

Cincinnati Plate - When a girl shits on a glass coffee table or glass plate while the guy watches her from beneath it... - Vocal

Cincinnati Surprise - A type of reverse-hogging. A large girl spots a good looking guy, and gets him drunk enough to take her home. He wakes up, looks over, and gets the Cincinnati Surprise. - Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

Cinderella - A girl who chokes at the Ball(s) - Bruce Leeroy, Pennsylvania

Circle Jerk - When a group of guys beat off ont a peice of toast and the last one to blow their load on it eats it.

Circumcission - Kick your girlfriend in the chin when you find her blowing another man. - KEEB07

The Clapper - You're doin her doggystyle ,you rabbit punch her & knock her out & then start smacking her ass, this results in hours of "enlightening" fun if you have the clapper installed on the lights in the room. - Lee Wilson, Arizona

The Claw - Insert your thumb in the pink, your pointer finger in the stink. Your two fingers go together to form a claw. - Austin Goodwin, Oklahoma
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The act of using the webbing between your fingers to masturbate. - The Students of Maryvale High

Clerks Encore - Find a guy you really hate and violate his mother while pouring sugar into his gas tank. For added insult, trick his girlfriend into having sex with a dead man, but only reveal the knowledge after they do nasty themselves. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cleveland Steamer - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest. (sometimes used as a revenge act).

The Cleveland Steenbock - Named after the originator, The Cleveland Steenbock involves paying a homeless person to allow you to crap on them. Has been submitted to the Olympic Committee as Olympic Bum Crapping. - James Fenton

Clitourist - A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

Clownface (aka "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a girl gives you head and you blow your load all over her mouth. Then you proceed to punch her in the nose and make it bleed. The white mouth and red nose makes her look like a clown, hence the clownface. - Kramer

Clown Smile - When a man eats out a woman during her period. - Team SST

Cock Block - When another man tries to steal your girl, or inadvertently does something to prevent you from looking good in front of a nice lady, thus blocking your chances of getting with her. The act of "Cock Blocking". - A. Jello

Cock Blossom - Push your pecker head straight down your rod and pull the skin from the sides over the top. Then grab your ball sack and stretch it over the entire pubic area. Hold for 1 minute...... release. A crowd pleaser or great for 2nd dates! Better in hotter climates. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Cock Holster - In reference to someone's mouth, "Hey shut your damn cock holster!!!". - Dean Laslo, Nevada

Cockfaced Gremlin - The face that your bitch makes after you ejaculate all over her face that encompasses the squinting of eyes and the look of sourness of the lips(puckerface); hence cockfaced gremlin. - Students of Maryvale High

Cockroft - When a girl jerks a guy off while sucking his sac, pubic area, or bottom of dick. - Tim Meddlton, Ohio

Cocksmear - Smearing your cock along the chicks face. - The Students of Maryvale High

Coin Purse - A pair of balls. - Uncle Patty , Brooklyn NY

Cold Faithful - Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift. - Wadtron

The Colonel Sanders (aka "Wedding Cake") - While you're doing it doggy style, you pull out, come in your hand, and rub it all over her mouth.

Coming Down the Chimney - Pretty self explanatory; for holiday spirit, add some ³Ho, ho, hos² ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Compton Cleanup - Screw a girl doggiestyle. After you bust a nut, Donkey Punch her and steal all of her money and any other valuables she might have. - antigfk

Compton Gangbang - You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.) - JV, Cleveland

The Concrete Mixer - This is one is where you're tappin dat ass doggystyle, ramming her head fiercly into the drywall ahead. When you spew, shoot it into her drywall ridden locks. Presto, Concrete. - Christian Thomas, Georgia

Concussion Grenade - You fuck a girl with a rubber on, but don't throw it away; Instead, after the girl falls asleep, you take the used rubber, fill it up like a water balloon, then procede to chuck it at her. - Tiny Elvis

Coney Dog (aka "Chili Dog") - This is when you take a shit on a girl's chest, and then go on to titty fuck her. - Jerry, Ohio

Coney Island White Fish - After you cum in a condom, you tie the open end in a knot and throw it in a river. It floats and looks like a fish. (Obviously it comes from The East River in NYC originally but could be applied to any river). - Chris Calabrese, Connecticut

The Confused Ostrich (aka "Reverse Milky Ostrich", "Real Japanese Bukkake) - A woman is buried up to her neck and no less than 15 men proceed to spray their man juice all over her face and hair. The ostrich puts his head in a hole for protien, this bitch is stickin her head out of the hole! - BILZ & BRI, Breezy Point NY

The Contortionist - Have a girl eat herself out while you do her in the ass. - FLINT013

Conventional Oven (see also "Dutch Oven") - Similar to a Dutch Oven, only instead of ripping ass, you take a shit. Don't let the girl out from under the covers until she's finished you off. - J.B., New York

Cookies & Cream - Finish in someone's asshole and slurp it out.

Corn Flakes - This requires a really dirty partner. When you're about to cum, shoot it in her ear. If she's dirty enough, she'll have plenty of ear wax. Hopefully, the ear wax will float atop the semen. With the correct coloration, her ear will look like a bowl of milk and cereal.

Corn Hole Rows - Getting your butt hair braided. - Byg Mayne101

Corngun (aka "Eazy-E") - Buy a bushel of fresh corn on the ear. Eat it all yourself. When you're 69ing a girl and on top, let it rip and start yelling: "Rat a tat tat, Cause I never hesitate to put a nigger on his back!!!" - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Country Blumpkin - A Modified Blumpkin taking place in an outhouse

Coyote Ugly - Waking up with a nasty one night stand, you realize you have to give her/him the slip. You realize your arm is wrapped around them. You would rather gnaw off your own arm than risk waking them.

Crack Snort (see also "Angry Dragon", "White Dragon", "Holy Shit...") - While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expell the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of someone snorting crack. - dirkolarry

Crackmaster - Hold down someone you despise until helpless. Find a big fat bastard. Feed him lot's of beans. Then get him to spread his huge disgusting cheeks over the person's face. Placing the cornhole directly on the tip of the nose. Cut wind like never before. Laugh your ass off. - keenjc

Crazy Alabama - During regular vaginal sex, right before climax, put it in her ass and yell, "CRAZY ALABAMA!"

Crazy Mongoose - A chick that tries to bite off your viper rather than pleasure it. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cream Fountain - When a guy leaves his jizz on a water fountain, where the water comes out, so the next person to take a drink gets cream and water. - Ryan Russell, Michigan

Credit Card - When a girl is bent over doing whatever she is doing you take your thumb and run it up the crack of her ass and scream out "credit card". - The Seven Man Crew of Maryvale High

Crime Scene Investigator (aka "RedRum") - You fuck your girl on the heaviest day of her period and right after you come you make her give you head 'til your dick is clean. - ChrisDoof, Brooklyn

Crimson Pancake - This is indeed a lewd act. This is when a guy shits in his hand and then uses it as a dildo to fuck his gal with it. When he is done most of it wears away, then he smears it on her face.

Crockettıs Revenge - If your lady has denied you on many occasions, treat her to a pleasant make out session. If she still slams the door, sneak up behind her with an abnormally large coonskin cap. Pull it down tightly over her head and nail her doggie style. At any point thereafter, probably during eruption, yell loudly, ³Remember the Alamo!² This may get you arrested but displays good taste. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Crocodile Hunter - This occurs while you are having sex with your over jealous, over demanding wife. So your having sex and all the sudden the phone rings and she picks it up. It's your girlfriend on the other line . All of a sudden she starts to freak out and starts attacking you, just throwin' shit at you left and right. At this point you say in your best aussie acsent, "Well, your a grumpy little Shelia" or "DANGA DANGA DANGA" or "Your a naughty little one". - Kenny, Eagle River

Crossed Swords - A blowjob involving two penises at one time. Three becomes a Jawbreaker. - Wadtron

Crossing the Delaware - Go from tits (aka "New Jersey") to the "British Fort" (take a guess) for a surprise attack while the girl is sleeping.

Crucifiction (see also "Crucifiction with a stake in it", "Martyr") - Getting it in 4 directions. a dick in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the ass. - Dirty Suarez

Crucifiction with a stake in it (see also "Crucifiction", "Martyr") - Same as crucifiction except another dong in the snatch. - Dirty Suarez

Cuban Defector - This is a trick for guys who have girls that dont like to raw dog it. While doing her doggy style, slowly pull out and pop it in the starfish for a second. Pull your johnson out of her ass, leaving the condom in her cornhole. Then slide it back into the right hole and proceed with the doggystyle, rubber free. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Cuddle Slut - A girl that likes to cuddle, and even possibly makeout, but nothing else. - A. Jello

Cum Dumpster - A girl(or guy if your sick) that is worthless and their only purpose on life is to be used as a disposing area for men to release some bodily fluids when the times are right... - Matthew Rowe, New York

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat & then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back & forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cum Sickles - This is for girls who like the taste of cum (or guys if you swing that way). jack off in an ice cube tray, put tooth picks in them and let stand over nitt, in the morning u will have man juice on a stick. - Derek, Ohio

Cunt Butter (aka "Fanny Batter") - Female lubricant/discharge. - Mitch, South Carolina

Cunt Trumpet (see also "Muff Trumpet") - While down on a chick, place your lips solidly over her love hole and blow, watch her stomach rise as she fills with air. Then, with a firm hand push down on her stomach to let all the air out like the beautiful sound of a trumpet.

Cupid-Style - When your man treats you like shit on Valentine's Day and doesn't give you a gift, you go on an eating spree. Then when you return he still wants to have sex, but because you've eaten so much you're feeling sick. Mr. Sensitive of course doesn't care and proceeds to do you doggy style while you puke into the toilet. - Abbey & Lindsay

Cure for the Common Cold - When someone asks you for a tissue and you say "no i dont have a tissue, but i do have this" and then you ram your cock up their nose. - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Curling ­ You and a buddy double-team a girl, one taking her doggie-style, the other being pleasured orally. Before either of you erupt, the front man pulls out and quickly takes a dump on her back and stands straddling her neck. The rear man pulls out and forces her ass down with his knee. As the shit slides down the incline, both persons ³sweep² either side with their dicks, blowing their load as they go. The point is to allow the shit to proceed as far down as possible without falling off, despite the ruckus the girl might make. Itıs pointless, just like the real game

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