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T-H-O (see also "Forever T-H-O", "SNE") - Titty Hard On. You know like the guys hard-on, only with nipples. Happens mostly when a woman's titties are cold or when she is really horny. Guys get it too but noone really cares. - X to the A X, West Virginia

Tabletime - This is when you are bending someone over a table doggy style, and right as you are about to cum, in the heat of the moment you ask them "What time is it?" When they look back at you confused and say, "What?" You then slam their head into the table and say "It's Tabletime Beeeyotch!!!" - Somf23, Ohio

Taco Grande - Having a Hude pussy and love to have the works put in it. - Bradley J. McIntyre

Taint (see also "Scranus", "The Dirty Inch", "Chode", "Choad", "Grundel", "Nacho") - The short flap of skin located between a man's balls and asshole (women's pussy and asshole). ie "It taint a nut, it taint an ass..."

Taking Liberties - While your girlfriend is sleeping naked.... you ram your piece as hard as you can into either her pink or ... if lucky .. her stink. - Steve Leone, New Jersey

Taking the Old Dirt Road (aka "Riding the Hershey Highway") - Partaking in anal sex.

Taking the Poo-Poo Choo-Choo - Blasting your load in a girl's ass. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Talking into the Mic - While getting head from a girl, reach down and grab her hair and say, "Oh yeah baby, talk into that Mike". She resembles a person talking into a microphone. A strictly class move. She'll respect you for it afterwards. - Ryan Byrnes, Canada

Tangy Lemonade - Drinking the Yellow Enema. - Kevin, Eagle River

Tea for Two - The act of taking two horny English "birds" and, as they prepare for a innocent lesbian encounter, interupting with a delivery of a steaming scrotal treat by hoovering over them and dropping a sack in each mouth. This can also be accomplished by dropping both "bags" in the each of the victim's mouth independently. - L. Boogie, Maryland

Tea with Biscuits - While dropping a "Teabag" or a "Lemon Zinger", you drop tiny turds on the face of the recipient.

Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partners face and/or mouth

Teargasser ­ The same as the "Neutron Bomb", except as you head for the punch bowl, you release a long, noxious, tear-jerking gas cloud from your anus. Continue to do so as you pleasure yourself. For maximum effect, eat properly the week before and shit in the punch bowl as you come. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Ted Williams (aka "Walt Disney") - Freeze your crank until it is frozen. Then do a chick with your frozen shaft. It will feel like she is having sex with Ted Williams. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Ten Soldiers and Nixon's Coming - You and 9 other guys circle around the skank, who is naked, lying on her back with her yapper wide open. All 10 guys furiously wack away. Whoever busts a nut directly in her mouth is the winner. Bonus points go for highest arc, furthest from the hole and closest to the pin. Golfers may enjoy more than others. - Woody, Alabama

The Tennessean (aka "The Jeremy and Joanne") - Involves 3 guys, 1 girl, and any male farm animal. All cousins. Two guys get the girl in the cooter, while the farm animal of choice butt humps the lone bystander. - RD

Terminator - When your fuckin a chick doggy style, then you spit on her back and when she turns around, say "Hasta la vista, baby." and cum in both her eyes. The next day her eyes will be red just like the Terminator!

Texas Belt Buckle - Taking your "boys" (aka "balls" or "Olsen Twins") and pulling them up over the waist band of your pants... usually done at a mall or nursing home. - Shane, Cincinnati

Texas Hotstick - Have a huge dip of tobacco in your mouth while fucking the girl in the ass from behind. Pull out of her ass, spit the tobacco in her asshole so it burns, then keep banging her. - Joe, Boston College

Texas Tornado - When a guy crosses his first 2 fingers while banging a chick. - John Peil, Oregon

Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.

Third Base (see also "Baseball Rules", "First Base", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Rounding Third", "Reaching Home", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl, and the stroking of the guy, and oral stimulation of one or both of the couple. If Orgasm is reached due to the oral sex it is know as "Rounding Third".

The Three Finger No Look - When three guys are in a hot tub with one girl and each one takes turns fingering her without ever looking at her, so she doesn't know where its coming from. - Nathan Wheat, Minnesota

The Thelma & Louise - Bang two white trash whores at the same time in the backseat of one of thier cars. Then excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and shove the car off of a cliff, rock quarry, etc....... - Kevin Stickle, Virginia

Throne of Lightning - This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you're going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with "Ride the Lightning," a Metallica album

Throwing the Hotdog Across the Warehouse - Describes intercourse with a large, roomy snatch. - Mitch, South Carolina

The THUD (or "Thudding") - When a girl's giving you head, right after your blow your load down her throat, you pull out your still hard cock and smack her right between the eyes with it. It makes a nice thudding noise, hence the name. Strictly a class move, and to show her who's boss. - Bigdog, Illinois

Tickler - The "Shocker" with the thumb caressing and "tickling" the pussy. - Tris

Tiger Stripe - When you fuck a girl up the ass and when you pull your cock out it's a little dirty, so you wipe it on her ass, creating a "Tiger's Stripe".

Tijuana Ham Salad - For the daring only. You feed your partner a few ex-lax, then proceed to fill their rectum with ham salad. Then you attempt to eat only the Ham salad out, without getting shit all over yourself. - JJ, Georgia

Time Travel - Fucking around the clock. - Tom Myers, Washington

Times Square Shuttle - fucking a girl with your friend and switching from mouth to vagina and vice versa. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn.

Titanic - 1) noun. A girl who is likely to "go down" the first time out.
2) verb. After hours of passionate lovemaking in the pool, DROWN the bitch! - Big Daddy Markowitz

The Toboggan - You're screwing a chick from behind at the top of the stairs. As you climax, punch her in the back of the skull, knocking her out, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs like you're on a toboggan. - Kaley, Missouri

Toe Jam - Cum on your girls toes(or in time of boredum your own) then let dry. - Derek, Ohio

Toilet Paper Roll - When two guys are fucking a woman on her hands and knees, one in the yapper and one in the snapper or crapper, and the two guys clasp hands and get the gal bouncing between them like how a toilet paper roll can flutter. - Kevin & Mike, Eagle River

Tombstone 69 - while having standing 69 with her upside down, wait till you cheeze then exclaim "tombstone" and drop her on her head WWF style. With any luck she will proceed to expell "angry dragon" style as well because of the impact. Important note: make sure your dick is not in her mouth anymore when you tombstone her

The Tonedog - This is when you make your girlfriend wear go-go boots when you are having sex. - Brian, Pennsylvania

Tony Danza (see also "The Danza Slap") - You are banging away doggy style and at the penultimate moment you pull out and yell "Who's the boss?" Shove it in her ass, "Donkey Punch" her, blow your load and say, "Tony Danza!!!!!". - Wadtron

Tossing Salad - A person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc, originally a Prison Term, but somehow has crossed over to mainstream as the act of licking ass.

Totem Pole - When you make a fist then stick your arm all the way up someone's ass, and they tighten their ass muscles and break the bones in your arm. - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Touchdown Jesus - Do a chick in the endzone of the Notre Dame football stadium while wearing a pope hat. Eternal damnation may result. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Traitor (aka "Benedict Arnold") - This is good when a girl isn't quite down with anal sex... After a night of trying to convince your girl to have anal sex with you, you wait til she fall asleep, tie her hands and feet to the bed and shove your dick in her ass, kinda like stabbing her in the back, hence the name. - Ed Mitchell

Trashbag Pete - From the latin "Bagging System" where girls hot enough to fuck with ugly faces, on a scale from 1-5 paper bags- 5 being the ugliest, trashbag pete is six and up, only you cant be that hideous unless the rest of your body is fucking horriffic, at which point the girl is put in a trashbag, has it tied off, poses however she wishes, and then recieves the warning that whatever comes next will either feel really good, or blind her permanently, before he makes a whole wherever and just starts goin at it.

Traveling Salesman (see also "Suicide Bomber") - Go home with a slore on what you know is a one night stand. Fuck her good a couple of times, go to sleep and when you wake up fuck her again. Soon, she will get in the shower. When this happens take a shit in her bed and make the bed up so that you can't tell. Get the hell out. When she gets out of the shower and notices that you are gone she will think, "where did he go?? oh well he made the bed, what a nice guy." She will return home after a hard day at work and climb into her bed to find your friendly gift with her toes. - Wadtron

Treasure Chest (see also, "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - After a successful boarding, slam your dick between the tits of the unwilling wench and begin pumping. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Tricky Piston - During Doggy style sex, lube up her ass and pussy with a lot of spit and start humping as fast as you can. When you feel you're ready to blow your load, slam it in her ass and pussy back and forth even faster. It looks like an engine piston compressing gas, but it's your jizz. - James, Oregon

Trifecta (aka "Triple Crown of Sex") - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session. - Smalls, Pennsylvania

Triple Crown of Sex (aka "Trifecta") - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.

Triple Whammy - When both your girlfriend's mom and sister are both extremely hott... you go into her mom's room at night and get a boner by looking at her, then you head to her sister's quarters and start chockin' it right there...then you quickly head to your girlfriend's room and blow it all over her face...your girlfriend, her mom, and her sister...voila, "The Triple Whammy". - Eric and Robby, IN

Trojan Helmet - Similar in execution to the Arabian Goggles but with an added twist. Once you've stretched your scrotum across her face and deposited each nut-sack into the appropriate eye socket simply drape your dick over her nose giving the recipient the profile of the ancient Trojan helmet. - Ernest R. Ferraro

Trollin' for Queers - When a man leaves his zipper down.

Tromboning - When a woman eats your ass while jerking you off. (picture someone playing the trombone) - Deadhappybaby, California

True Love (aka "Yellow Enema") - When your sex partner allows you the ultimate pleasure of peeing in their butthole. - Kevin, Eagle River

The Tumbleweed - This must be done while driving in a car with doors. While on the road the driver, male, is receiving head from woman/man. Once you, the driver, blow your load, you open the passenger door and kick "the blower" out of the car without stopping making them roll down the road like a tumbleweed. - Jeff Kubasak, Granada Hills Ca

Tuna Melt - One of the sickest things we have ever recieved... You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Tupperware Party - Occurs when you and few of your best buddies get together and concurrently bang the ever-loving shit some hapless broad from all angles. By plugging up her every open orifice, you thereby make her airtight, just like a piece of Tupperware. - Rod Longfellow, Barbary Coast

Turd Burglar - (Sick fettish) The love of the fecal matter from your sex partner. its been known that some worship it. Shrines were even found in some parts of the US. - Students of Maryvale High

Turd Ferguson (aka "Chern and Burn", "The Chernock", "Fat Tucker") - While in the 69 position you give your partner oral pleasures to the point where they climax. Right when they reach their highest point of orgasm, you shit all over their face. - Deuce Devereaux

Turd Hammer - Another name for the proturding item going into the anal cavity. ie "Hammer the Turd". - Chris, Ohio

Turkey Neck - What occurs out of the stinker from too much anal. - Darren Miller, Nevada

Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

Turkish Prison (see also "Dutch Oven") - While getting a blowjob from a girl, fart and pull the covers over her head. - Ryan Cuddy, Connecticut

Twelver - You need to drink a twelve pack of beer to make her look hot. - Dylan

Twinkler - The act of 69-ing a girl next shoving your dick into her mouth hard, then you watch her asshole "twinkle" as she gags

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