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Land-Lubber (see also, "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake") - Fall prey to a "Rollover", a "Herman Melville" style white whale capsizing, "Walking the Plank", and "Getting Ahabed" in one night. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Landshark - You take the chick and place her slightly bent over with her arms spread out pushing against the wall. (She may want to wear a bicycle helmet and wrist pads to protect herself). You then clear a passage way to the girl by moving all of the furniture out of the way. you go to the othe side of the room and proceed to put both of your hands over your head in the shape of a sharks fin. Then you sprint across the room as fast as you can, still with your hands making the sharks fin above your head, and ram mit into the chicks ass.... hence the landshark. - Matt Joyce, Massachusetts

Larry Holmes - Find some old, rich ice queen. Woo her. At some point during coitus, preferably in the doggie style or girl on top position, begin popping her floppy tits like they were two punching bags. As her struggling to get away from you and dial 911 increases, deliver the knockout donkey punch to the back of the head (or to the face, depending on position). Finish by stealing her biggest diamond necklace and parading around her neighborhood while holding it above your head like a title belt. Named after the boxer whošll fight until hešs seventy. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Laskerbation (aka "Web-Job") - The act of using the webbing between your fingers to masturbate. - The Students of Maryvale High

Lawn Mower - While you are munching box bite onto her pubes and rip them out like a lawn mower cutting grass.

Leading Off Second (see also "Baseball Rules", "First Base", "Second Base", "Third Base", "Rounding Third", "Reaching Home", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have reached "Second Base" and also one (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm.

Lemon Zinger - Dropping your balls in lemon juice prior to dropping a teabag. This of course will make the Teabag recipient pucker up on the teabagger's balls. - Dr. Bungus & Ricky Deeznutz

The Lenk (We don't suggest you try this one, could result in jailtime) - After getting oral from a girl who won't let you bone her, you slit the unsuspecting girl's throat and start fucking the wound. - The Students of Maryvale High

Leonardo Dicaprio - You are getting head from a girl. She is sitting in a chair, you are standing. Just when you are about to cum, lean forward putting all your wait against her mouth. Stretch out your arms and yell "I'm the king of the world" - Big Daddy Markowitz

Let it Snow - When getting a blowjob, pull out and blast her in face while shrieking, ŗLet it snow˛ three times in harmony. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Let's Play Dracula - Trick a girl into halloween shananigans by making her, " Vant to suck your Cock" till it bleeds. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Lethal Slimer (see also "Slimer") - Blowing your wad in her face and in her eye. - Nolan, Ohio

Liberace (see also "Candlabia") - Go out to a store and several small candles. Then hide them near your favorite sex spot along with a lighter. As you're doing it doggy-style with her face down, get the candles, light them and insert them into your gir's pooper (make sure to insert the base of the candle, NOT the wick!) CAUTION - Don't have a lot of belly hair - OUCH!. - Sick Johnny, Chicago

Lighting the Tunnel (aka "Lite Brite") - While having sex with your woman sticking a lit glow stick in her asshole. - Shawn T

Lights Out - Do a girl from behind in a room with only one lamp. Just as youšre ready to give her the juice, grab the lamp and smash it over her head, hence lights out. For added fun, get a bunch of strangers to run a train on her while shešs either still unconscious or not fully cognizant. Make sure the lights remain off. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Limp Dick - As previously rumored, "Limp Dick" was thought to be a slang rip off of Limp Bizkit, but was nothing on that topic. "Limp Dick" occurs when a "Canadian Handshake" is performed, leaving the penis of the man, useless and all scored out. - Benjamin Goroncy, Pennsylvania

Lipstick - This is a bestiality move that is performed when a dog gets excited and his red thing comes outside of his penis. A woman grabs the dog's penis with her fingers and rubs it against her lips. Optional Variation: She can powder her nose with the dog's ball sack. - Brian, Pennsylvania

The Liquid Debutant - Right after you cum in a condom you tie it up in abow in her hair. - Jward

Lite Brite (aka "Lighting the Tunnel") - While having sex with your woman sticking a lit glow stick in her asshole. - Shawn T

Lithuanian Toilet Paper (aka "Marie Gastritis") - When a girl is giving you a blumpkin or just a regualr blow job, and you take a shit, you turn around and wipe your ass with her face.

Little Debbie - Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only the head of the recently butt-fucking penis, (with the required chunk of half digested butt brownie on it) is used to create the moustache on the unwilling victim. - Mark Mulkey, Kansas

Little Man in the Canoe (see also "Budgie's Tongue") - Euphamism for the clitoris. The Clitoris is the little man and the pussy is the canoe. aka "The Little Man in the Boat"

Lloyd Bridges - When she's giving the head job and you're just about to blow, twitch and yell "Who is it?" She will look around. Blow in her ear. She will look confused, and will jerk her head repeatedly to one side, just like Lloyd Bridges did to get the seawater out of his ear in Sea Hunt. (For those too young to remember, he was a crime-busting scuba diver).

Log Ride - (usually done with 2 males) Both partners spread their cheaks and press both stinkers together. Then one of the partners defficates while the other receives. If both partners defficate, its known as "log wars". - Daren Miller, Nevada

Long John Silver - Don't jerk off or fuck for a week Call your girl over and tell her you miss her and that she should get to "singin into the mic" right away. When your about to cum, yank your hose and put out the fire in either eye. This should help her to resemble the famed pirate. - JDAVO, Staten Island

Lost Goat (aka "The Snake Skin") - The act of staying inside her after sex until you go limp, then pulling out leaving behind your condom and its contents. - Wadtron

Louisville Slugger - Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your baseball bat like cock.

Love Noodles - When a girls is giving u head. and right about when u are gonna blow your load. u pull down on her head so hard that she blows your load out her nose. - J.P.A. Pennsylvania

Lower Decker - When you take a piece of cellophane and stretch it across the toilet rim and let the lid down and when someone tries to take a leak or dump they get it all over them. - Jeff Westbrook, Georgia

LSC Fuck (Lower Social Class Fuck) - Fucking a girl to improve her social status at school and to make her feel better about herself. HEHEHE! - Students of Maryvale High

Lucky Pierre - The middle man in a three way butt fuck. - Wadtron

Lucky Pierre's Magic Whistle - The middle man in a three way butt fuck who's also blowing another guys brains out. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

The Lucky Shirley - First of all, find a porta-potty (chemical outdoor toilet), a real filthy one, and proceed to have doogie-styled sex (directly over the gaping hole down to shit) in there with pretty much whoever (but to work properly it must be HUMAN). As you're pounding away you occasionally pull off the 40 oz. beer you have provided for yourself, then pour some down their ass crack, then drink some more,etc.,etc... Just as you are about to blow jizz start pouring more on their ass and slamming the beer interchangibly until, synchronized, you polish off the beer and deposit a load all over them. Then, to top it all off, bonk them on the back of the head with the empty 40 oz. (variant of the Donkey Punch) and then drop them into the shit. - Von Sneid, Oregon

Luke Skywalker - Playing "Swords" with your buddies, while pissing on your lady friend. - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Lumberjack Slap - While tagging it doggystyle, you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immideately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mits on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.

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