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Sexual Glossary


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Xena - An ambiguously gay female. Is she gay? is she straight? is she bi? Often arrises when she turns down a guy who does not accept rejection well.

Xylophone - When receiving oral from a girl while she sitting Indian style, step on her pubes or pussy lips or both. When she winces in pain her teeth will be exposed (most likely all on them.) Smack your tallywhacker on each tooth and pretend your making music for an old cartoon. Take your time and be sure to hit every note

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