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Sexual Glossary


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Queef (aka "Pussy Fart", "Fish Fluff") - To expel gas from the vagina. This is very common after forceful intercourse, when air gets trapped inside the chick's womb. (See "Whoopie Cushion") - Crisco, St. Paul, MN

Queen Nutty (aka "King Nutty") - Put your nut sack on a sleeping girl's head and take a picture (like they have a crown made of balls). The victim becomes "Queen Nutty". - Walnut, North Dakota

Queer - A derogatory term for a homosexual. Taken from "Queer" meaning, "not quite right".

Quiche ala clam dip - When your girl is on the rag and has a yeast infection blow your load inside and duct tape her from ass to bellybutton. Wait 12 hours and enjoy the quiche du jour. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Quickie - The act of having sex in a hurry or on a time frame. ie. "I have to get back to work, this has got to be a quickie."

Quiet Riot - The act of having wild sex (fuckin' your brains out) while your child / baby is asleep in the next room, often characterized by pillows over mouths during orgasm, whispering really loudly, and rhythmic bed squeeking. - T-Bone

Quimby - Term for the middle man in a three-person anal sex chain. The one in the middle who is both giving and receiving is called the quimby.

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