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Baby Rodeo (see also "Buckin' Bronco", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - (for the ladies) When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes and when he's at the point of no return scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider. - Cheshire Kat, California

Back of the Volkswagen - "Doing it in a very uncomfortable place." "What, like the back of a Volkswagen?" Coercing a girl into anal sex, comes from the movie Mallrats. - Kevin Smith

Backdoor Blumpkin - You need a really dirty ass eating chick for this one, while urinating a dirty whore sneaks up from behind and jams her mouth in your ass hole, and gives you the wetest sloppiest rimjob available. - Hawko's Class

The Backdoor Johnny (aka, ³The Assassin², ³The John Wilkes Booth²) - Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic john to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the john with a lead pipe while yelling, ³sic semper tyrannis!² Fuck the whore, steal the johnıs wallet and car and make a dashing escape. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Backdraft - When a woman farts during anal sex. - Pimpsta866

The Backpack - One person gives the partner an upside-down piggy back ride. The rider then proceeds to eat the ass hole of the other while they are walked around the room and worn like a backpack. Very useful because the individual receiving the backpack is still able to go about they're daily business while being analy pleasured. - DaHouse, Arizona

Baltimore Beatdown - When you are banging a chick, you tear off her arms and legs, and so she thus becomes one giant boner. That is, her torso is now and extension of your bone. For added effect, begin punching the chicks torso now propped up on your bone until she pukes. Thus, it is as though the gigantic boner is coming. - The Grundile Gang, DC

Banus (see also "Taint", "Scranus", "Choad", "Chode") - The area between the balls and anus. - Elliott, Chicago

The Barbara Bush - Fucking a 93 year old grandmother. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Baseball Rules - (see also "First Base", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third Base", "Rounding Third", "Reaching Home", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple base their level of success on each date based on Baseball's succession of the bases. The rules are as follows:
1) First Base - The couple have partaken in making out, and possibly light petting. In some areas, visual confirmation of boobs is also included in a single to "First Base".
2) Second Base - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs and heavy petting including but not limited to fingering the girl, and stroking the guy. No orgasms generally happen at "Second Base".
3) Leading Off Second - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs and heavy petting including but not limited to fingering the girl, and stroking the guy. One (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm directly due to the heavy petting of "Second Base".
4) Third Base - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl, and the stroking of the guy, and oral stimulation of one or both of the couple. No orgasms generally occur because of the activity occuring at "Third Base".
5) Rounding Third - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl, and the stroking of the guy, and oral stimulation of one or both of the couple. One (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm directly due to the Oral Sex of "Third Base".
6) Reaching Home - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl & the stroking of the guy, Oral stimulation of one or both of the couple (orgasm optional), and penetration. In other words, they did it all, ending in sex. All acts have to take place in the same date for it to be considered "Reaching Home".
7) Home Run - The couple have partaken in fucking without effort (without foreplay) on a date. This is considered a "Home Run" because they didn't have to worry about getting from "First Base" to "Second" and from "Second" to "Third" and so on. They stepped to the plate and pretty much scored.

Basted Wick - When a woman forgets she has a tampon in and you pack it deep with a thrust and then cum all over it. - Terri, Eagle River

Bat Wings - When you are sitting down for an extended period of time and have to get up but your nuts are stuck to the inside of your thighs. When you try to get them unstuck without using your hands your sack pulls with your thighs creating Bat Wings. - Eddie Dodson, Virginia

The Bathroom Bandit - That guy who, no matter where he is or what he is doing will urinate on any surface he comes in contact with, provided that he is even remotely intoxicated (also known for bathroom shenanigans such as placing parking cones in toilets and plungers on the wall) - T$, Lynchburg

The Bathroom Brice - When peeing in the pee trough at a sporting event, a man leans over to the patron next to him and states, "Hey, buddy, niiiiiiiiice cock!" - Eric, Los Angeles

The Bavarian Fire Hose (aka "Der Bayerische Feuerschlauch", inspired by SNL skit) - First, throw your non-consenting partner to the ground. Then urinate on them while chanting, ³House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!² (for added fun, do it in German: ³Unterbringen Sie in Brand! Unterbringen Sie in Brand! Stellen Sie es aus! Stellen Sie es aus!²) Then force the individual to drink antifreeze until they pass out. When they awake, make sure they are in excruciating pain with a size-nine poop shoot. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bearded Lady - This is kinda like the dirty sanchez, except you do it doggy style then get shit all over your unit, and then wipe it across her face to make it look like a beard. - krandkon

Beatle Click - While doggie style, palm your girl's ass in each hand. Poke both your thumbs up her ass. Click your thumbnails together inside her. - Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

Beaver Splitter - When a man forcefully ingages in the act of sex, midly speaking, therefore tearing up the interior of a female's vagina, rendering the female, unconscious for about 25 seconds, she later has no idea of what happened. - Benjamin Goroncy, Pennsylvania

Beef Curtains - A pair of oversized pussy lips. - Beaner, Pennsylvania

Beef Stew - After having your way with a girl, while she is on her back. Shit on her chest and piss on it, But don't forget to stir it around so it looks like beef stew. - Jimmy, Massachusetts

Beetle - Thumb in the stink, index finger in the pink so your those fingers look like a beetle's pincher.

Behyman - A virgin ass, similar to the female's hyman. Someone who has yet to be anally penetrated is said to "Have their Behyman intact." - Justin, Caliphornia

Belgian Smoker - During the morning after a drunken romp, pretend to cook breakfast but instead, light a Belgian waffle on fire, throw it in a pan of grease, throw the pan into her bed, run like hell. Childish, pointless, yet intriguing. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Belly Fuck - When you get a really really fat chick and fuck her in her bellybutton.

Benedict Arnold (aka "The Traitor") - This is good when a girl isn't quite down with anal sex... After a night of trying to convince your girl to have anal sex with you, you wait til she fall asleep, tie her hands and feet to the bed and shove your dick in her ass, kinda like stabbing her in the back, hence the name. - Ed Mitchell

Berdodd - The act of using your small penis to fuck a girl in the belly button.

Beverly Hills Whiffer - This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"

The Big Kahuna (aka "The Glazed Ham") - When approaching orgasm during anal, you pull out, place a pineapple ring around her brown eye and a cherry in the hole. Then glaze the ham - all ready for Easter dinner! - Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

The Big Top - Next time your at a carnival drag out the Fat Lady and a couple of midgets. Take them to the roof of tallest building in the city. Then have that fat ass shave each kickstand completely bald. When she gets done... role the nude little bastards in a ball and position them on each side of you. Stand up straight and start spitting up in the air while yelling "I'm a cock.... I'm a cock". Congratulations you are now the biggest dick in town. Before getting off the roof, FIST the fatty in the can and chuck the midgets off head first. This trick is slightly more fun while wearing a red rubber nose. - Nathan Kirkham, Canada

Bill Buckner - While receiving head standing up, the girl cuts off your balls and rolls them through your legs. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Bizmark (aka "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load, you pull it out of her mouth and blow it on her face. After you blow your load on her face you punch her in the nose with your free hand. Then you take your hand and smear the blood and seamen together to make the BizMark. - Pete Jackson, Indiana

Black eyed susan - While receiving oral sex, right before ejacualtion a man punches the lucky lady in the eye then continues to blow his load upon sight of impact. - James Pouliot, New York

Black Man's Kryptonite - Simply White Women. When you put this stuff out in a crowd, there is always a black man waiting to get his 'nose' dirty. - Brandito, Missouri

Black-Lite-Hoe (see also "Strobe-Lite-Hoe") - That girl you meet at the club who looks good inside (under the black light) but outside on the patio, in the normal light, you realize how ugly she is. - Justin, Caliphornia

Blast Zone - While fucking a girl from behind, replace you dick with a stick of dynamite and then procede to light. - Mike T, Brooklyn

The Blender ­ A version of the "Shocker": finger a girl with two fingers, then switch to a reverse shocker (two in the stink, one in the pink). Then switch to the real shocker. (kudos to squanto for the name of this one). ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bloody Mary - When a drunk guy is going down on a girl and without even realizing it after he's done, he realizes Mary was very Bloody.

Bloody Wheelbarrel - Your doing a girl doggie style and then u take her arms from underneath her so her nose hits the floor, then u take her arms and use them as the wheelbarrel handles. - The Crew, New Jersey

Blow Fish - When you give a girl oral sex and she queefs in your mouth and you cheeks puff out like a blow fish.

Blow Job - When a male receives oral sex.

Blue Balls - 1) Term used to describe being brought to the point of climax and never getting any release... a common side-effect of first dates. - Travis, Ohio
2) (aka "Boner Killer") Medical condition caused by your girlfreind getting you aroused then stoping short. Some studies show, actually being struck in the testicles can actually cause this condition too. A common side-effect of this form of contraction is known as "Grapefruit Nuts" where the testicles swell up the size of grapefruits and turn colors. - Justin, Caliphornia

Blue Crush - Use this only on a girl you have a crush on, but keeps turning you down. Have a party at ur place, and toward the end of the night, take her to a secluded area of your apartment. Have a cement brick in hand. If performed correctly, she will wake up with a sore ass and a blue contusion on her head, hence your crush is now Blue. - Powerz

Blue Wings - The act when you go down on a dead chick. Thus you haved recieved your "Blue Wings". - Anjew Diaz, Illinois

Blumpkin (see also "Grumpkin") - Receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet.

Blurry Vision - When teabagging a girl, poop or pee in her eyes and procede to "blur her vision". - Zimm, Minnesota

Bobsled - While fucking a girl on the stairs doggy style, pull her arm out from under her, lay on her back, and ride her down the stairs. -Todd, NJ

The Bomber - Standing up in the athletic stance and reaching behind one leg and grabbing your cock and proceeding to jerk it downward in the fashion of a WWII bomber upon your victims body.

Bone of Contention - A Hard-On that starts an argument, ie. your girlfriend catches you with a stiffy while watching Olympic Figure Skating.

Boner - Another name for an erection.

Boner Killer (aka "Blue Balls") - Medical condition caused by your girlfreind getting you aroused then stoping short. Some studies show, actually being struck in the testicles can actually cause this condition too. A common side-effect of this form of contraction is known as "Grapefruit Nuts" where the testicles swell up the size of grapefruits and turn colors. - Justin, Caliphornia

Boofter (see also "Rusty Trombone") - The anal to the oral. The guy does the girl in her ass then she gives him head. - Northside Drunkrockers

The Boogie Man - When a girl gets on her knees, bends slightly over, has a guy stand behind her, pull her arms back, and bang the hell out the crevas that has formed between her sholder blades. Upon reaching climax the man leaves his man butter on her neck. When she touches the back of her neck and says "gross, what is that" the man snaps his fingers, points at her, says "That's the boogie man", and walks out of the room. - Mike Gallagher, Philadelphia

Boston Cream Pie - When you evacuate your bowels just before you orgasm while fucking a girl in the missionary position. You then take one of your turds and shove it into the girl's ass, and pull out and come on her asshole. A good time is had by all. - Michael Escher, California

Boston Red Sock - A condom used during that time of the month. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Boston Tea Bag Party - When more then one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell "The British Are Coming". - Lams

Bostonian Gyro - When a girl slips laxative into a guys drink, and when the guy is sleeping, she takes his cock and slips it into his asshole. - Dr. Deuce, Danbury, Connecticut

Bowling Ball - When the chick is on top and you're ready to switch positions, let her dismount and quickly reach under her sticking your thumb in her star and index and middle finger in the pink box and throw her off the bed!! - Dead Ahead, Massachusetts

The Brain - When you pull out your sack in a crowded bar and squeeze one ball through the gap created between your thumb and first finger....as the little guy pops out damned if he don't look just like a brain. - JohnyQuake

Brains - The act of receiving oral sex from a female. ie "This blonde was giving me "brains" last night..."

Breakfast at Tiffany's - the act of eating a soft-boiled egg from your girl's pussy.

Breakfast at Wilbedon - From behind you take off the condom tie a knot in it and start serving up forehands and backhands in her face. - Jward

Breakfast In Bed - When coming across a hot chick sleeping, start jerking off, and before you blow it, throw your cock in her mouth, slap her in the face to wake her up, then bust your load down her throat. - Shawn Brady

Brew Master (see also "Anheuser Bush", "Marthas Vinyard") - The same as the "Anheuser Bush" but using the fat end of the bottle. - Lock Haven White Trash

Bridle - Whil banging a whore doggy style, hook your pinky fingers on either side of her mouth and pull back. - Wadtron

British Pound - When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions. - Lams

Brooklyn Subway - Put your ass up to a girl's muff, and shit into it. It's coming from one hole and going into another, like a subway train in brooklyn. - Brian, Shayne & Matt - Texas

Brown Bag Special - The act of wrapping a girl up or placing her in a burlap sack up to her neck so that she is immobile and her head is sticking out. Straddle her and repeatedly smack her about the face with your limp hog. - Tucky

Brown Glove - While having sex doggy style, punch her in the kidneys. her rectum will open quickly where upon you shove it in her ass unlubricated. when you pull out you take part of the rectum with you hence the brown glove. - Ivan Moreno

Brown Paper Bag - Get a girl naked and when you are about to fuck her put a brown paper bag over her head and tell her you are going to cut eyehols and a mouthhole. When it is over her head tell her you are about to cut it punch her in her face. Then fuck her, hard. - Mike Newton

Browntooth - This is when you get a girl to eat your ass when you took a nasty shit earlier in the day and you haven't showered (cleaned your ass) since, thus leaving her with your ass residue. - Tim B, Georgia

Brumski - The act of burying your head between a girl's fun bags and shaking your head violently as you growl "brummmmmmmmmmmski" in a deep voice. Most effective when done in public. - Smoothie, California

Brush Back Pitch - When a girl is giving you a hummer, yell "batter up!", pull out, and give her a dick in the ear. Very classy.

Brutis Beefcake - If a one night stand is annoying, gives bad head, ( or just for fun, ) from the doggie, perform the time honored DONKEY PUNCH and proceed to give the afformentioned cum dumpster a new hair style with scissors or hedge clippers. - Kevin Stickle, Virginia

BSN - An acronym for "Brand Spankin' New", this term is used quite often in the Pennsylvania state... "BSN" mostly means, a new student at a school, a new car, a new playmate, or a new computer to look at porn faster. The new student keeps this title for as long as they are at the school, after that, it becomes invalid. "Brand Spankin' New" also refers to the new student havin a spankin' nice ass. - Benjamin Goroncy, Patrick Nicely, & Aaron Stepp, Pennsylvania

Buckeye (aka "Bullseye") - Whenever a chick is bent over you yell "buckeye" and ram your thumb up their ass. - Dave, Pennsylvania

Buckin' Bronco (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - Doggy style sex, Grab a hold of both her arms so you have total control, lean over and whisper, "I have AIDS", Now hold on and go for a ride. - CMR, New York

Budgie's Tongue (see also "The Little man in the Canoe") - Euphamism for the clitoris.

Budoonkadoonk - A large female ass and/or a fat ass. - Chris Hudak

Buffalo Barf Bucket (see also "Cincinnat Gag Reflex") - While you're getting head from a chick that is a sports nut, reveal to her that you're from Buffalo, NY. She will immediately realize what a shameful sports town you are from and puke on your dick. - Bert, Buffalo NY

Bugly - When a girl is so ugly, that no amount of beer can make her attractive. - Garrett

Bukkake - (Japanese derivation) When a naked chick lays in the middle as 15 or more guys jerk off over her and try to all cum at the same time, covering her. - DJ Dano - Virginia

The Bull Charge ­ During doggie-style, slip your arms under hers and place your fists near the sides of her head. Extend the index fingers of each hand, make bull noises, and scrap your feet on the ground in a bull like fashion. Just as sheıs about to react, charge the nearest wall and ram her head into it, thus achieving the fullest penetration. Works best if you retract your fingers before impact, are as far away from the wall as possible, and if the wall is red. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Bull Dance ­ When doing a girl standing up and from behind, pull her arm around her neck and up towards you with your opposite arm. Prance around the room like your riding a bull, that is, using your other arm to pretend your whipping her ass. Could even actually whip her ass with a sock or shirt. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Bull Fighter ­ One man does the Bull Charge with a girl, the other entices him with a red shirt or sheet like a bull fighter. As the bull passes, points are scored as the fighter cockslaps the girlıs head while avoiding the horns. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bullseye (aka "Buckeye") - Whenever a chick is bent over you yell "bullseye" and ram your thumb up their ass. - Dave, Pennsylvania

Bungie Jump - When a wad of cum bravely decides to drip off the bottom of your bitches chin; but then pulls back to her face at the last minute. - Andrew Oldaker, Nashville TN

Bunkbed Buccaneer (see also , "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - Required: two sets of bunk-beds fairly close to each other. Bed down in one bunkbed making sure that one or more hot ladies are sleeping blissful in the other. At any point in the middle of the night, whip your dick out like a sword, yell ³Board the ship!² at the top of your lungs, and leap gracefully (or drunkenly) from your bed to the other and begin furiously ravaging the maiden asleep in it. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Bunny (aka "The Elephant") - A guy takes everything out of his pockets pulls his pockets out so it looks like a pair of ears then un-zips pulls out his snout and has a girl suck away. - Uncle Patty, Brooklyn

Bunny Boiler - An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction"

Bunny Hop (adapted from the show "Trigger Happy") - You and the lovely lady dress up in giant rabbit suits and have a raucous fuck in a single seat in a movie theater. Get it on tape if you can. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Burrowing Skunk - You take a shit on the floor, then from the doggie style position, just before you cum you shove her face in to the pile of shit and cum down the middle of her back, hence the burrowing skunk.. - Bruce Bell

Butt Rodeo (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Buckin' Bronco", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - This is stupid, but it still made us laugh...When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!

Butt Slam Jam - The sensational sandwich spread made from the act of anal love. Instructions - Combine healthy portion of KY Jelly and cock into her anal orafice. Mix thoroughly. Chill and serve. - Chris, Ohio

Butt Trunk - When one's cornhole is flogged so violently that part of it descends and hangs outside the anus. It resembles the trunk of an elephant. - Bryan, Jay & Annabelle, West Virginia

Butter the Toast (see also "Wet Biscuit", "Soggy Cracker", "Drown the Clown") - Circle Jerk on a slice of Bread, the last to finish eats the "toast" - Brad, Florida

Butterface - A lady that everything looks good on, "but her face". - Spencer, Tennessee

Butterhead - a Woman on which everything is good looking "but her head".

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