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Dancing Bear - A large, scary turd that stands up out of the water. - Mitch, South Carolina

Danger Wank - The art of tossing off and whilst you are about to come shouting downstairs to your mom or wife/family member to come up to see you,then you have to finnish off and clear up before you are caught and scolded. - Baztheman, England

The Danza Slap (see also "The Tony Danza") - When a girl goes down on you and after you blow your load, you pull it out and smack her in the face with your erect cock. You loudly exclaim, "Whose the boss!"

Davey Crockett - 1) A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in,thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
2) When a woman's snatch is so hairy that it covers her crotch then goes up the asscrack like the tail of a Davy Crocket Hat.

David & Goliath - Bang a chick considerably bigger than yourself, in a standing position. Right after you drop your load, jit her in the head with a rock

David Copperfield - You're poking a chick. As you're pushing in, the other end of your cock mysteriously appears out of her ear.... and her mouth... and her ass. Presto!

DDF (aka "Distance Distortion Factor", "Deception") - The factor or ratio at which a girl (or guy) looks attractive at a distance but as he/she grows nearer, you realize their ugliness.

Deak (aka "Houdini", "Phantom", "Sneak Attack", "Spit Trick") - When you and nailing a girl from behind, deak her out by spitting on her back to make you think you jizzed. When she turns around launch your load in her face...a nice deak. - Matt & Julien

Decepticon (aka "DDF", "Distance Distortion Factor") - A female (or male) who you think looks good when your about 20 feet away, but when you get closer you realize she/he is ugly as hell. - Icuffm2, Illinois

Defacational Facial - Act of shitting all over your partner's face. - Craig, New Jersey

The Demolition Man ­ Have an orgy with two or more women (no men unless thatıs your thing). Fuck each into a coma so that they sit (preferably) in a semi-conscious state on the bed. Make sure that you have eaten large quantities of fiberous food the last couple of days. After lining up the victims and bending over in front of them, knockıem down with a furious bowl ejection. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Depthcharge (aka "U-571") - When a person in an outdoor toilet climbs as high as possible on the walls and unloads ,hopefully, into the urnal below... If chili or beer was involved and the toilet is splattered , you scream "You sank my battleship!" - Mike B, New York

Der Bayerische Feuerschlauch (aka "The Bavarian Fire Hose", inspired by SNL skit) - First, throw your non-consenting partner to the ground. Then urinate on them while chanting, ³House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!² (for added fun, do it in German: ³Unterbringen Sie in Brand! Unterbringen Sie in Brand! Stellen Sie es aus! Stellen Sie es aus!²) Then force the individual to drink antifreeze until they pass out. When they awake, make sure they are in excruciating pain with a size-nine poop shoot. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Deranged Rabbit - Sticking your ball bag out your pants while keeping your cock inside and pull your front pockets out to look like ears. Hopping around helps the effect. - Mud, Long Island NY

Detachable Penis - In the dark while you are fucking your woman, instead of your penis to penetrate her cunt, use a banana or cucumber, or something that resembles a penis. Make unusual sexual "grunts" Proceed to fall out of the bed, leaving the penis-like object inside of her. If done right, she will go in a panic thinking your penis fell off. - Kirk Barrios, Indiana

The Dexter - Same as "Tony Danza" except you dish out repeated blows to the head whilst yelling "YOU ARE STEUUUUUPID! YOU ARE STEUUUUPID! AND DON'T FORGET, YOU ARE STEUUUUPID!!" in the cartoon Dexter voice (Dexter's Lab on Cartoon Network). - Rich Depping

Dickiedoo - When the belly hangs farther then the dickie-do. - Mauna, Nebraska

Dicksicle - Put a condom in the freezer filled with water all day until it is good and frozen. Then, when banging a girl later that night, right when she is about to climax, jam it into her and watch her eyes pop out of her head. - Jason Lemonjello

Dilophosaurus Surprise - When you are giving it to a girl missionary style, and right before you blow your load, you blow a snot rocket in her face. (reference to the Dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park, which spit at people to blind them). - GoLord

Dingle Berry Crunch - Have a hearty bean burrito for lunch. Relieve yourself and wipe minimally. When it's time to bone ask to have your salad tossed while she pulls your chain from behind. Scream out: "They're Grrrrrrrrreat!" before she gets a face full of babies. - JDAVO, Staten Island

Dinnjob - When you bleach your pubes. - Cuban B, New Jersey

Dirty Bomb - A sexual act during which the male lays pipe to the female or other male doggystyle and flings a paper plate full of feces (turds), which have been warmed in the microwave for 90 seconds, and smacks the recipient in the back of the head at the point of climax!

Dirty DeVito - When a Midget is sucking your dick, blow your load in her hair. Using your cum, shave the top of her head so she looks like the Penguin. Then, give her a cane, top hat and some fish.

Dirty Dianna - Sacrificing the "crown jewels", presending them to your fair maiden and have her wear them to your next black tie event. No jewels can top these at a Royal party!

Dirty Gomez (see also Dirty Sanchez) - Placing your index finger into you anus and painting a mustache on yourself, like the frito bandito- similar to the Dirty Sanchez but fun when your lonely.

The Dirty Harry - After banging a girl all day, have her give you a blowjob on her knees. Right before your ready to shoot your load, pull your ".44 magnum" out of her mouth and say "I know what your thinking, 'did he fire off all his loads or does he have one left?' With all this excitement I forget myself."....Knowing you got one round of goo in your "handgun" left, ask her "Do you feel lucky punk?" and shoot her in the face with your load while humming the theme song to the Clint Eastwood classic.

The Dirty Inch (aka "Taint", "Scranus", "Chode", "Choad", "Grundle", "Nacho") - The short flap of skin located between a man's balls and asshole (women's pussy and asshole).

Dirty Jose - The homosexual act of making your partner clean your pooh covered member after a hearty bout of anal play.

Dirty Lopez - When a nasty skank (post-sex and/or menstruation) reaches down between her legs, rubs her middle and index finger into her sweaty, vagina/taint and proceeds to wipe the offensive residue, using her best rendition of Zorro, under the nose (in the moustache area) of the unsuspecting sleeping male victim (the one that just gave her a "Donkey Punch"). Variations such as the DL-DS (Dirty Lopez-Dyke Style) are performed on female victims. Ole'! - L. Boogie (a.k.a. Deeza Nutz), Washington DC

Dirty Mexican - While fucking your partner in the ass you punch him/her in the back of the head just befo bustin dat nut.

Dirty Mutumbo - Like a "Dirty Sanchez", but warpaint instead of a moustache.

Dirty Sanchez - During Doggystyle sex, the male inserts his finger into his partner's anus. He then proceeds to smear the fecal matter onto his partner's upper lip to create a mustache made of poo.
2) After doggy-style sex, turn her around and stick your dick in her mouth. The fecal matter that was on the tip of your dick will now form a nice brown mustache above her lips

Dirty Sangria - Same as "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of using her ass, use her poontang after she has just had her period for a red mustache.

Dirty Vincelli - (aka "Vince Carter") You hook up with one of you best friends ex girlfriends. When you get the chance you jam as much of your arm up her love hole as you possibly can, giving you the appearance of Vince Carter of the Toronto Raptors when he dunked the ball and put his whole arm in the hoop and hung there in the NBA dunk contest.

Dirty Walrus - When you hold your partner by the ears and force their mouth around your cornhole and shit until it come out of the nose.

DiscoBeat - Having sex at a party in a room that shares a wall with the main room. Proceed to screw in such a way that produces the Thump Thump Thump of the bass at a club. (noise from headboard banging the wall or "The Ram").

Distance Distortion Factor (aka "DDF", "Deception") - The factor or ratio at which a girl (or guy) looks attractive at a distance but as he/she grows nearer, you realize their ugliness. - Quinn, UND

Divot - While making out with a woman, put your hand down her pants and grab as many pubes as you can. Then pull as many pubes as you can from her bush while yelling "Fore!" - Billy C, Indy

Dog in the Bathtub (see also "Giving a Cat a Bath") - While having sex, trying to stuff your balls in your partner's asshole. It proves to be as difficult as keeping a dog in the bathtub.

Doggy Bag (aka "Chowder Bowl") - The act of getting drunk and going down on a girl only to throw up in her box and leave it for the next dumb ass to find.

Doggy-Style - When the female is on all fours and the males enters her from behind, similar to they way dogs cohort.

Doing The Horner (aka "MickyLicking") - The art of lickin another mans spunk out of ya wifes cunt

The Dolphin - When you're doin a chick doggystyle in the box you pull out and try to put it in her ass, not wanting it anal, she bends her head around to look at you and expresses her displeasure by going "eh-eh, eh-eh" much like a dolphin sounds.

The Don Johnson (see also "The Mr. T", "The Kojak", "The Chewbacca") - Term used to describe the rough state of a stubly pussy

Donkey Kong - This is when you tie a bitch up, throw a barrel at her asshole boyfriend and then fuck her up the ass! Feel free to let loose and make the coin "cha ching" arcade sound and pound your chest like a gorilla! Cut the bitch if she gives you any trouble. You're a gorilla for Christ's sake

Donkey Punch - (don't recommend trying this one in any circumstance) During Doggystyle sex, the male punches his partner in the back of her head right before he climaxes. The female then tenses up from the blow giving the male a better orgasm.
2) When a girl is giving you a knob job, she comes up for air right as you're getting ready to hose her, you punch her in the face, shove her head down and yell, "you're not done yet!"

Donkey-style (see also "Doggy-style" and "Gentleman-style") - Fucking her right in the "ass".

Double Bass - A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

Double Bagger - 1) This is for when your banging a fat, ugly bitch outdoors. Put a bag over her head and one over yours also. Just in case the bag on her head blows off.
2) This is for when you are banging a nasty piece of ass, you must cover her head with two grocery bags... just in case one rips.

Double Dragon (see also "Split Pissonality", "PEUM") - Post sex urination where you get a double stream out of one peehole.

Double Hiemlich - When the lucky pierre in a three way gives his or her partners hand jobs at tne same time and they both spit up on him or her.

Doughnut - When your doin a chick in the ass...she kinda folds in half and licks your ass hole (tosses your salad).

Dr. Evil - This consists of screwing Heather Graham doggie style and as she is about to climax yelling the world is mine and then shoving a globe in her ass.

Dracula - Eat a girls pussy while they are on their period, suck out the blood and drink

Drilling for Oil - Pushin a girls knees behind her ears, and pounding her baloon knot in a downward motion

Drown the Clown (see also "Wet Biscuit", "Butter the Toast", "Soggy Cracker") - Circle Jerk onto a Gingerbread clown, the last to cum eats the clown.

Drowning Victim - While getting a hummer, just before climax hold girls head down on your cock and watch her squirm as you blow a load down her throat. Not to be done if you expect a repeat perfomance.

Dry Fucking (see also "Dry Humping") - The act of having sex with your clothes on.

Dry Humping (see also "Dry Fucking") - The act of having sex with your clothes on.

Dutch Treat (aka "Gamblin' and Losin'") - The unexpected result of a dutch oven gone bad.

Dutch Oven (see also "Turkish Prison") - While a girl is going down on you, you blow ass and pull the covers over her head

DVDA - Four guys and one girl. An acronym for double vaginal double anal.

DVDADO - Six guys and one girl. An acronym for double vaginal double anal double oral.

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