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Sexual Glossary


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Oil Drill (for the ladies?) - you are jammin her in the ass, she happens to have diarrhea all over your Johnson - Zerb

Old Jism Trail - The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just finished fellating a senior citizen.

Old Faithful - 1) (usually done with 2 males) when one partner blows air, in a CPR manner, into the other partners anus. Then, while in the baby wipe position, the blowing partner urinates on the others stinker while he farts all the air out. - Darren Miller, Nevada
2) (aka "Goo Geyser") Shoot your load in a girls belly button, once it is full press on her stomach making the load shoot out like a fountain... hence old faithful. - Mikey M, Brooklyn
3) When a girl sticks a beer bong in her tuna hole and bongs about a 2 ft tube worth of beer. Then she pulls the bong and spray's it everywhere like Ol' Faithful. (Also fun with alcohol, especially Captain Morgan) - grlsluv2fngrbang, Sactown
4) When you're in the shower, cuff some water in your asshole and then fart. - Chris Halbert, Connecticut

One-Eared Elephant - Empty the contents of one pocket and pull it out so it's completely inside out. Then pull out your "mule" and wave it around. You could shove a peanut in your pee hole for a more dramatic effect. Great at parties! - Deebs, New Jersey

The One-Eyed Pirate - While doing a girl from behind, pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around bust in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She'll be hopping around on one leg while holding her shin and covering her eye screaming, "arghhhhh arghhhh arghhhh". - Lutzy, Pennsylvania

The One-Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear.  Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over ur junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!". - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Ookie Kookie (see also "The Wet Biscuit") - A method of circle jerk in which there is a cookie in the middle of the circle and the last person to shoot their load has too eat the cookie. - BadAndy

Oopscarmayer - Where a female (or male) is masturbating with a frozen Oscarmayer wiener and it brakes in half and they cant get it out of there pussy/ass hole them selves so it forces them to make the embarasing call to there parents to explain what happened. - Kyle C, Florida

Opera House - A pair of oversized pussy lips.

Oral Flea Collar - While going down on a girl nibble on her pubic hair region and when she asks what you are doing say..."I'm eating your crabs".

Ordering a Code Red - At Climax the guy yells out, "YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!", and crams his cock in the pink (or red) as hard as he can.

Oreo (see also "Zebra") - Threeway sex with two black individuals banging a white person. - CG, Pennsylvania

Oscar Gamble - Word for a chicks bush thats so hairy it looks like the baseball player from the 80's Oscar Gamble's hair. - The Captain

Oscars Treat - This ones for the outdoor enthusiasts: Make sure your next "first time" date is on the night before trash day. As you greet the "ho" at her front door you tell her that because of your OCD you have a ritual you must perform before you begin the date. Being the gentleman that you appear to be she obliges. Before the tuna machine knows what hit her, grab the rope from the front seat of your truck and hog tie her to the curbside mailbox. Quickly strip her rotten, and with the respect of a sailor on leave... fill every orifice with the nearby garbage. After giving her a few rabbit punches, spank one out in the mailbox and go home.

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