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Paduba - Not the ballsack proper, but rather the area between the "Taint" and the sack itself. - Bryan, Jay & Annabelle, West Virginia

Pajaowa! - The sound that is made when a guy cock-slaps his girl in the face. - Hbonyc

Pamplona (aka ³The Running of the Bulls², ³The Encierro²) ­ An orgy with equal numbers male/female except for one odd person; all others go into the Bull Charge and chase the odd man out. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Panal Block - The act of of slamming your cock into the "panus" resulting in extreme pain and embarrassment. - Weenis & Poon, New York

Pancho's Taco - When you take two nacho chips and put them around a girls beef, and ram your hand into her pussy until she bleeds on the chips. - Dr. Deuce, Danbury, Connecticut

Panus (see also "Taint", "Scranus", Chode", "Choad", "Banus", "Dirty Inch") - The area between a woman's box and her anal playground. - Weenis & Poon, New York

Parsley - When you pull out all of someone's pubic hair and then you use it to garnish a salad. - Jill Skillings, Massachusetts

Pasty Adolph (aka "Muddy Chaplin") - A version of the "Dirty Sanchez" in which you remove your thumb from the girl's anus and rub it against her upper lip in one smooth downswipe from nose to lip. - Pigknuckle

Patrick - Anal sex, "Giving up the "Patrick". Refers to "Patrick" a character on the animated show, SpongeBob Square Pants. He is a starfish, get it? - Bruce Leeroy

Paying The Rent - A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously. - Horhey, Pennsylvania

PBP (aka "FUPA", "Gunt"ackin' - Ed) - Acronym for "Pot Bellied Pussy". That area between a chick's stomach and pussy that sticks ridiculously far out. Very apparent in older women. Ex: "Whoa, some serious PBP on her." - Mike, Virginia

Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwich - You shit on a girls pussy when she is on her period and eat her out. Way sick! - Dan Reinecke, Michigan

Peanut Butter Poodle - When going down on a chick in the dark, rub peanut butter on her sweet snatch. Then have your or her dog lick the rest of it off, without her knowing.. - Ryan Russell, Michigan

Pearl Harbor (for the ladies) - Right after sucking a guy off stand up and spit his jizz right back in his face, then yell "Tora, Tora, Tora!"
2) When you lay flat on your back and a hot chick blows the shit out of you. - Aaron, Pennsylvania

Pearl Necklace - When she is giving oral sex, you pull back and shoot it on her neck-- thus a pearl necklace - name witheld, what if his mother found out?

Pegging - Having a female take you in the rear with a strap on.

The Pepper Grinder (aka "Indian Rugburn") - When a girl proceeds to use both hands in a twisting fashion on the barrel of your shaft. - Nick Tarantino, New York

Perfect Ten - The maximum number of men a woman can pleasure at one time. So called because of the math involved: one each in the mouth, anus, and vagina, one in each hand, one in the crook of each elbow, one in the bend of each knee and one between the feet. - Wadtron

PEUM (see also "Double Dragon", "Split Pissonality") - An acronym that defines the annoying (and uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: Post-Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire.

Perineum (see also "Chode", Choad", "Taint", "Scranus", "Banus") - The region between the scrotum and the anus in males, and between the posterior vulva junction and the anus in females.

Petey Pablo Whip - Okay first of all, you have to know who Petey Pablo is! Petey Pablo is the one that sings that song "Nooorth Carolina, take your shirt off and swing it like a helicopter" the words might not be EXACT but you should know who he is now. Well okay on with the term ... so your getting some ass from a random chick that you probably want to have some fun with. So what do you do?? With so many terms why this one? Cuz you want to leave a birth mark or scar on her face. So you bust in your condom, take it off, tie the bottom in the knot, stand right above her with her laying on the bed, and swing your condom above your head like Petey Pablo "like a helicopter" and then smack her like a pimp ... and then be out. - tflem, Ohio

PG - The rating of the level of action you are allowed to get from your girlfreind while her parents are present. - Justin, Caliphornia

PG-13 - The rating of the level of action you are ever gonna get from your girlfreind while you are both freshmen in high school. More or less the same as second; maybe third base. - Justin, Caliphornia

Phantom (see also "Houdini", "Sneak Attack", "Spit Trick", "Philly Phake Out", "Deak") - Fuck a girl in the ass and right before you cum, pull out and spit on her back. She thinks you did, and when she rolls over, shoot on her face. You can also yell "suprise!" here. - vigilante o death

The Pharoah - Kneel over a chick lying on her back and teabag her so that your dick points down off her chin like a pharoah beard. Squeeze her head between your thighs for the pharoah headress. While busting your nut yell, "Pharoah, let my people go!" - Scam Addams, DC

Philly Cheesesteak - When you take a shit between a girl's titties, while she squeezes them together, then jerk off and cum on top. - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut

Philly Phake Out (see also "Sneak Attack", "Houdini", "Phanton", "Spit Trick") - Your doing a girl from the back and before you reach climax, hack a loogie on her back. When she turns around bust it in her eye and face. For added effect give her a donkey punch right as you come on her face and she'll swallow some of it. - Gabe Asher, Colorado

PiCUNTee Sauce - The rather spicey smelling moist fluid which a vagina produces during stimulation, or sexual anticipation. - The Beaner, Texas

Pig on a Spit - Where a girl gets taken from behind by one guy and blows another, looks like a spit roast or a pig on a spit - Wal

Piggy Bank - Your doing a chick, and you shove a roll of quaters up her ass. - Cool Guy34

Piniata - After hooking up with a girl, while your both just laying there grab your boxers and put them over her head and take your penis and smack it over her head repeatedly. - Dave, Pennsylvania

Pink Glove (see also "Pink Sock") - This oftem occurs when a girl isn't wet enough during sex. When you attempt to remove your member from her box, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog, hence the Pink Glove.

Pink Slipper - The act of sticking one's entire foot in the vagina... similar to "fisting", but for people with a foot fetish. - Gustus

Pink Sock (see also "Pink Glove") - While doing a girl in the dumper, you pull out too fast and can manage to pull her innards out. Thus leaving the "pink sock" dangling from her backdoor. Not a pretty sight. The girl has to then goto the hospital to have the problem fixed. - Geoff, Massachusets

Pink Starfish - (see also "Chocolate Starfish") Another name for the asshole. - Darren Miller, Nevada

Pink Suck - A pink suck occurs when a woman (or man) has too much anal sex and their spincter muscle loses strength, causing their asshole to hang out. - JQS Findlay, OHIO

Pinnochio's Revenge - Said to be invented by ol' Walt himself. This timeless manuever is executed while recieving oral from a female notoriously known to avoid swallowing a load. First, tell her you won't bust in her mouth (be convincing). Then, when you're ready to let loose, discharge half your load in her mouth quickly (hence, you lied) and quickly pull it out and shove your still spurting member firmly up her nose to finish the job. Now you've lied and her nose grew from the sheer stretch of shoving your cock up her schnoz just like the famous little wooden puppet.

Pipe Clogger - When you're getting a blowjob you pull the girls hair so her head tilts back leaving her nose pointing up in the air. Then you proceed to clog up her nostrels with your cum. - Brandon, Ann Arbor Michigan

Piping - The act of fucking an ugly girl with a pipe (rather than your dick). - Mark Flanders, New York

Pirate Maker - When your sitting on a girls face and she's sucking on your nuts, you start poking her in the eye with your cock.

Piss Flaps - Camel toe al fresco. - Mitch, South Carolina

Pit Stop - When out on a date and sure you'll get some ass, run to the men's room. Drop your drawers and: 1) Wash your hands 2) Give your turd pincher a wash with hand soap. 3) Grab a condom from the Rubber Machine. 4) Scrub your nuts with a urinal cake. All should be achieved in under 22 seconds and may be done in any order. Then burn out! - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Pitching Wedge - An ugly chick that looks good from 100 feet away. - Angry Pete, Illinois

Pittsburgh Platter (see also "Glass Boat") - When a girl lies underneath a glass coffee table and a guy takes a shit on top of the table. - Dave

Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper - A Rusty Trombone, during which the recipient shits into the Trombone player's mouth, simulating the hand crank action of the Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper toy. - Jim of Howell, NJ

Playing Mannequin (aka "Playing Muppet") - Fisting a girl and wiggling your fingers while telling her to blink.- Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

Playing Muppet (aka "Playing Mannequin") - Fisting a girl and wiggling your fingers while telling her to blink.- Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

The Plow - A variation of the classic "Wheelbarrow". While doing some fat bitch doggie style, knock her arm away, now, while holding her hips, run around the floor on your knees. Her face will do the best impression of a plow you've ever seen, tearing up the carpet with her crooked teeth.

Podunk - The term for when you're having sex with a chick and you accidentally slip it into her butt. - JM and all my boys at Arizona State University

Polar Bear (aka "Snowjob", "Chilly Willy") - Blowjob involving ice cubes.

The Police Chief's Daughter - Get an anal virgin and fuck her up the ass in a public place i.e. The Mall, or a Base Ball Stadium. She'll most likely scream really loud causing you to get caught and arrested... just like if you just fucked the police chief's daughter. - Rob, Rutgers

Ponce DeLeon (aka, ³The Fountain of Youth²) - Woo and do a jailbait or barely legal chick(s) as many times as possible. Then tie her (them) up and throw her (them) into a geyser to avoid prosecution. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Poo Dollar - On a drunken summer night, take some poo and place it on a dollar bill, can even be a five is someone is willing to sacrifice one. Place it on the sidewalk folded so no one sees the poo. Sit back and watch until someone walking home from a bar or drunken themselves, proceeds to pick it up. Works best on college campuses or during Halloween for the kiddies!

Poo-poo Bullet Train - We all know that ³taking the poo-poo choo-choo² means blasting some girl in the ass. The Bullet Train is the same except that you listen to Mettalica¹s ³Blacken², Pennywise¹s ³Bro Hym², or even Quiet Riot¹s ³Come on Feel the Noise², and imitate the tempo with your thrusts. Tremendous stamina required. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Poop Troop - The act of having anal sex.

Poopty Nine - Poopty Nine can be done with any number of gay men, but best with 4 or more. Each man lays on his side and sticks his mouth through the next man's legs right up to his ass. They form a complete circle and poop in each other's mouths like a butthole buffet. - Brandon and Benjamin

Poppin' the Ass Cherry - (we thought this was a little too literal but oh well...) Having anal sex for the first time. - FSA-MARC-V-33

Pork Roast (see also "Spit Roasting") - When two guys are double teaming a girl. One dick in the mouth and the other fucking doggystyle. Then spin the girl around like a pig. - Felipe, Arizona

Portugese Plunger - When you are getting "Brains" from a chick, grab a broom, break it off, take the wooden piece and wrap it up in her hair. Then begin to plunge your dick. - RJ Hughes

Post Office Sex - Lick her, stick her, and send her on her fuckin' way! - Joe O' Malley, Ohio

Poundcake - During an intimate eating session, take a pastry of some sort (e.g. a cupcake) and gently feed it to her in a sensuous manner. BEFORE she has a chance to start chewing, pound your dick in behind it and commence pumping. Hopefully she¹ll be forced to swallow. May cause suffocation. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Powdered Bone-Nut - When you pull your dick out of a vagina, roll your dick in cocaine, and then insert your dick it into her ass. - Gorillawhore

Power Situp - When you talk your boy into helping with fuckin' with somebody you hate. Get said asshole to get in the situp position. Place a towel over his eyes and tell him there is no way he can do a "power sit up". Hold the towel down while he vainly struggles to do a sit-up. At the last instant whip the towel off so he mashes his grill square into your buddies cornhole .......who should be prepositioned in a crouch right over the stupid fucks face. Preferably right after he takes a horrendous grundy. - keenjc

Praying Mantis - While doing a girl doggiestyle, insert index and middle fingers into nostrils and pull back. Her arms will raise and fold just like a mantis'. - Fatty Tanner Consardo, Virginia

Pressed Flower - When a female presses her "flower" against a window/pane of glass. - Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

Pressed Ham - When mooning, the male presses against a window/pane of glass. - Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

Princess Di - When a lady is giving a guy roadhead, he slams on the brakes and her head slams into the steering wheel. - Nate, Ohio

Protien Pantene - The shallow move of simply spooing in her hair and watching her wash all of those luscious vitamins and minerals into those lovely locks. Presto! Perfect hair! - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Pucker Puss - You stand over your girls head with one foot next to each ear. Spread your ass cheeks and wake her up as her eyes adjust to the daylight you slam you asshole against her face and yell PUCKER PUSS! - Freakee329

Pulling The Goalie - When the guy takes out the female's tampon, puts it in her ass, fucks her pussy, and then puts the tampon back in after he "scores". - Crisco - St. Paul, Minnesota

Pumpin' Up the Jam (aka "Stirring the Paint") - Having sex with a girl while she is on her period. - Mitch, South Carolina

Punk Fake (aka "The Houdini") - During Doggy style sex, right before you come, pull out and spit on her back, she then "sighs: and turns around. Then you take the opportunity to blow your wad on her face! - TJ Campbell, Kansas

The Purdy Motto - If she willing & abel she ready for the stable - Lee Purdy, Oklahoma

Pussy Corn - The large accumulation of curd which sooner or later appears as kernels of corn either attached to the pussy or the panties. (i.e., "The bitch had cream of pussy corn going on and there was no way I was touching that.")

Pussy Fart (aka "Queef", "Fish Fluff") - To expel gas from the vagina. This is very common after forceful intercourse, when air gets trapped inside the chick's womb. (See "Whoopie Cushion") - Crisco, St. Paul, MN

Pussball - The genitals of a hermanfredite; simply because they have, both,a pussy and nuts. - Students of Maryvale High

Pyronecrobeastiality - Sex with flaming dead animals.

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