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Abe Lincoln - Doggy style sex, Just before you climax, give her a donkey punch, then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face, shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.
2) Get a black girl, have her suck your prick, cum all over her face and tell her, "You are free to go."

The Accommodator - When you strap a dildo to your chin, and you eat a woman out, you can fuck her at the same time!

The Affleck - Pound your special lady in the ass while in the backseat of a Volkswagen. Inspired by Ben Affleckıs character Shannon Hamilton in "Mallrats"

Afterburner - Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch Š or two.

Aftermath (a.k.a. "Sloppy D") - When you just pull up your pants after rubbing one off and you get a miniature explosion inside you're jeans.

Aftershock - After performing the "Shocker", lick the pinky clean. - Brett Hill, Virginia

Ahabıs Revenge (see also, "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - As the disgruntled, sadly mistaken, white girl approaches to stove your bunk bed, you harpoon her with any available sharp object.

Airplane Blonde - A blonde who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Airtight - A woman is said to be airtight when her anus, vagina, and mouth are all full of penis.

AK Spray - After a night of drinking draft beer, you wake up and 69 with your woman and blast a beer spatter dump in her face while yelling "drive by!"

The Al Bundy - This activity is recommended for every married scum out there who's trying to do the right thing. While out with the boys you realize that you are surrounded by meat melons. To keep your mind off the screaming beaver go up to hottest hole in your grasp and begin to entertain her with your sharp wit. Classic one liners like "say your a toilet" & "put it in your mouth" or the always popular "show me your bush" should quickly win her over. The result is consistently a hearty kick to the nuts... and when you untangle them from your intestine, thank her for saving your lousy marriage.

Alabama Dinner Special - Nail some hot, but slutty Alabama tramp in her own home. Commence hitting her from behind. Then run her forward out the front door and ram her headfirst into the broken stove on her front lawn. Sell tricks for her exposed twat at the price of your choosing.

The Alien (aka "The Shocker") - Two in the Pink and one in the Stink.

Alaskan Fire Dragon - Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan fire dragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose.

Alaskan Pipeline - Freezing a piece of shit and re-inserting it into the asshole.

Alley Oop K.O. - As you are doing the "Suicide Bomber" wait until she is half way down the stairs and throw a full beer can hitting her in the head.

Altersitz - When you dip your moistened penis in sugar ( or anything that will stick) to please your gay partner during oral sex.

Amazon Firefighter - While tagging a girl, right before you blow your load, light her pubes on fire then extinguish with your load!

Ambush - Insert your thumb in the pink, your pointer finger in the stink, and try to bust trough the skin inside.

The American Dream - When a guy dives in with both hands like you were praying and then twists to make them like eagle's wings inside of her.

Amplexis - Fucking like frogs. Make the bitch give a release call or you keep fucking her till you die.

Anal Boot - An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.

Anal Invader (aka "Uphill Gardener", "Shit Stabber") - One who enjoys poking around in the chocolate starfish.

Anal Siezure - This is when you have finished making love to a woman (in her ass...), busted inside, and she uses her anal reflexes to push out your love gravy.

Anal Spitfire - When you take a girl out for mexican food, then back to your place. You fuck her in her ass and cum inside her ass. Then she farts it out.

Andy Teriake - Beating off until your about to splooge and fire off a load of Rocket Sauce in a persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Angry Dragon (aka "White Dragon", "Flaming Dragon") - 1) While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expell the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of an "angry dragon".
2) While receiving a blow job, cum in her mouth, right when she's about to swallow, you smack her in the back of the head with a free hand and she'll spew it out her nose, hence the appearance of an "Angry Dragon"

Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on a girl. With exquisite aim you launch your load into her eyeball. You then swiftly kick her in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one eyed, one legged "angry pirate"

Angry Santa - Go at it with some chick from behind while sitting. Whisper lightly in her ear that you have a present for her, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into her ass. Grab her tits ferociously and yell ³HO! HO! HO!² for added effect.

Anheuser Bush (see also "Brew Master, "Marthas Vinyard") - The act of taking a girl from behind and then ramming a beer bottle into her snapper.

Antlers - Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Ape Taint - A "taint" with so much hair, it resembles a beastly animal

Arabian Gasmask - Same as the "Arabian Goggles" but getting a good anus-to-lip seal and fart away!!!

Arabian Goggles (see also "Ray Bans") - The bizarre act of stretching your scrotum across your lover's face and placing one testicle upon each eye.

Arabian Goggles with Bad Flavor - Putting your balls in her eye sockets and farting in her face. Can be performed in either direction, good while getting head, even better when getting your salad tossed.

The Arbuckle (aka ³The Stephano²) ­ Enter any chat room, describe yourself as a muscular, macho, handsome, rich playboy named ³Stephano.² Then start telling dead baby, child-molester, or felching jokes until the room is empty. No one, I repeat, no one clears a chat room like Stephano. From a Garfield comic strip in which John was Stephano.

Arctic Ice Beam - Anally pork a girl in -15şF weather (completely nude) and as you ejaculate, pull away and by the time your semen hits her sphincter, your semen should be frozen, piercing her rectal cavity.

Around the World (aka ³Jules Verne") - Have sex with an Asian girl, a European girl, an African girl, and a South or Latin American in the space of no more than a month. Extra points if you also nail some borderline chicks such as Russians or other Slavs, Middle Eastern Women, Southeast Asians, Native Americans, Australians, Samoans, or Indians.

The Assassin (aka, ³The Backdoor Johnny², ³The John Wilkes Booth²) - Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic john to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the john with a lead pipe while yelling, ³sic semper tyrannis!² Fuck the whore, steal the johnıs wallet and car and make a dashing escape.

ATM - When someone is bent over you go up behind them and run the outer edge of your index and middle fingers up their crack whilst screaming "Fastcash".

Atomic Fireball - Go to a Mexican restaurant or a wing joint and eat food with the hottest sauces on it. The next day when you take that massive shit, your asshole will burn from the hot sauce. Before wiping, have your partner suck on your bunghole. Her mouth will be on fire, similar the those Atomic Fireball cinnamon jawbreakers.

Atomic Nut Drop - You're getting brains from a chick while standing near a window, at least on the 3rd floor. Right as you are about to spurt, you throw her out the window, and proceed to spurt, trying to hit her body three or more stories down.

Aussie Kiss - Same as a French Kiss, only you do it "Down Under"

Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed.

The Avalanche - After a girl gives a really fat guy a Blow Job, he drops his stomach on her head like an avalanche. Smaller guys can give a snowstorm or a flurry.

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