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Nacho (see also "Scranus", "Taint", "Chode", "Choad", "Grundel", "The Dirty Inch") - the perrenium, the space between a man's ass and his balls, ie "Nacho ass, Nacho balls..." - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut

Name That Song - When fucking a girl, you make her hum or whistle famous childhood songs such as "The wheels on the bus go round and round" and you try to guess the name of the song. When you come to one you don't know, you pull out and blow it in her mouth and say was it "Mary had a mouth full of cum!!!" - S-10

Nantucket Sleigh Ride - The traditional Nantucket Sleigh Ride occured when a whale was harpooned and proceeded to tow the boat that had harpooned it, taking it for a sort of "sleigh ride." So...you're dancing with really fat girl in a skirt, you stick your finger in her butt hole (through her underpants) and hook it, like a fish hook. When she tries to get away, you hold on for dear life. - Ben Hardy, Massachusetts

Napalm - verb used to describe the following act: While recieving oral sex in bed, you pull the covers over the head of the victim (the givng the head) and rip off a huge fart. You then reach under the covers and light a match. (for example: "I napalmed this girl last night, it burnt her eyebrows off!") - Gump

Napoleon - You shoot your cum up her nose so she goes cross-eyed, then cut off her legs at the knees. Then, slap her on the face, and scream "THANKS FOR LOUISIANA, BITCH!" - Undercover Boyzone, Florida

The Napoleon Bonar-part - Strap a bayonet on your cock while fucking a French midget. - Mike T, Brooklyn

Nasty Darrel - The act of having anal sex with a girl, then pulling out and brushing her teeth with your cock. - K. Hungus, Purdue University

Naughty Dog - Work up a smoker (hard on) then smack some unsuspecting girl in the face, on the nose, with it like she just shit on the rug. - Rob Deady, Rhode Island

Naval Commander - When a man ejaculates into a woman's bellybutton (naval). - The Keymaster

The Neapolitan ­ You punch her in the nose, cum on her chin, and shit on her chest. - Jacob J. Mauldin, Texas

The Nebraskan - Have your girlfriend eat a whole bunch of corn on the cob, give it a good day or two and have her take a nice shit and then proceed to eat that corn right out of her shit.

Nessy - A turd that sticks up out of the water in the the toilet. Like those old pictures of the Loch Ness Monster. - HotCarl, Ohio

The Neutron Bomb (aka ³The Eradicator²) ­ Walk into a semi-formal social event buck-ass naked and begin jacking off into the punch bowl while counting down from ten. No damage will be done to the structure but the room will be devoid of life. For extra points, count in German. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

New England Stiffy - Go to New England, find a sailor, have vicious anal sex w/ him, slit his throat, then put it in the slit.

New Jersey Meat Hook - 1) When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he then places a thumb in her anus to pull her up and down his penis. - Wadtron
2) Inserting 2 or more fingers into your lady's poontang and your thumb in her poop schute and leading her around the room like a little doggie... - Greg, Sacramento

New York Beef Stew - When you're eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth, and you spit it back in her mouth, and she throws up on your cock. - Dr. Deuce, Danbury, Connecticut

The New York Bird Feeder (see also "The Russian Bird Feeder") - Eating a girls pussy while she's shitting. - Gabe Tanyi, New York

New York Style Taco - Get really drunk. Then go down on her and puke while eating her out. - Wadtron

The 9:15 Wake Up Call - While a girl is sleeping, two guys stand above her on opposite sides, masturbating on her face. her face will look like a clock with one hand on the 9 the other on the three. Wake that filthy slob up with 2 steaming loads of goos across her grill, yelling " its 9:15 u dirty animal!!!" - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Ninja Foot (see also "Camel Toe", "Moose Knuckle", "The Mumbler") - A girl in pants so tight, you can make out the outline of her lips.

Nizzle - Referring to a man's penis, this synonym to penis, goes along with the saying "Jizzle my Nizzle" referring to when a female gets a shot in the face. - Benjamin Goroncy, & Jeff Gump, Pennsylvania

No Eyed Arrow - When a girl is giving you oral sex and when you are about to bust a load, she bends your dick in an "L" shape so you don't jizz in her face... However she has to let go, and when she does you jizz in both of her eyes, because she bent your cock!

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