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Ear-Ache - While recieving oral sex, just as you blow your load, take it out of her mouth and scream "Holy shit! There's a racoon in here!" as you do this point to either side. When she turns her head shoot your love gunk in her ear. Her ears will ring for hours, hence the name ear-ache.

Earning your Red Wings (see also "Red Wings", "Red Badge of Courage") - The status you recieve after the act of having sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Eazy-E (aka "Corngun") - Buy a bushel of fresh corn on the ear. Eat it all yourself. When you're 69ing a girl and on top, let it rip and start yelling: "Rat a tat tat, Cause I never hesitate to put a nigger on his back!!!

Eggrole with Sweet and Sour Dipping Sauce - This takes place when you are eating a chinies girl out and just as she is about to cum you dip just your head in her pussy then you make her eat it of just like you do when you are eating an eggrole.

Eggs Danny Thomas Style - Danny Thomas used to pay hookers to deficate onto the top of a glass-topped coffee table, while he lay underneath and watched.

The Eiffel Tower - When two guys are enjoying a girl from both ends, then they reach up and high five over her, creating a mock Eiffel Tower.

The 18th Ave. Feast (aka "The Carnival") - While your double teaming a girl with your friend, one of you bang her in the pink and the other bangs her in the stink. At the same time pull out of her leaving the condoms inside. Count to 3 and at the same time start peeing out of your pistol and into your balloon. Whoever pops thier balloon first wins the dirty stuffed animal.

Electric Snow Angel - Do some chick from behind. Make sure her vibrator is improperly wired enough to give her a tremendous, but not necessarily life-threatening shock. Proceed to blow your massive load all over her back. When she turns around to face you, slam her vibrator into her cunt and let it rip at full power. She¹ll collapse onto the ground and her gyrations will make a beautiful snow angel with your jizz

The Elephant (aka "The Bunny") - A guy takes everything out of his pockets pulls his pockets out so it looks like a pair of ears then un-zips pulls out his trunk and has a girl suck away.

Elephant Walk - Everyone loses their pants and forms a line. With both thumbs up, one thumb goes in your mouth while the other goes in the asshole of whoever is in front of you (this arm is the "elephant's trunk"). The lead person gets the line moving in no particular direction, a la conga line. If your thumb happens to fall out of someone's ass, you switch thumbs. Old frat initiation game.

The Eleven - Coming so hard in the chick“s mouth so that the sperm comes out of both her nostrils, forming the number 11.

Emersons - Code word for "nice tits" when you are trying to be subtle in public. (ie "Knock, knock..." "Who's there?" "Emerson." "Emerson who?" "Emerson nice titties...")

Emril - While fucking a chick doggy style, pull out, spit on her back and cum on your hand. When she turns around, throw the cum on her face and yell BAM!

The Encierro (aka ³The Pamplona², ³The Running of the Bulls²) ­ An orgy with equal numbers male/female except for one odd person; all others go into the Bull Charge and chase the odd man out.

The Eradicator (aka ³The Neutron Bomb²) ­ Walk into a semi-formal social event buck-ass naked and begin jacking off into the punch bowl while counting down from ten. No damage will be done to the structure but the room will be devoid of life. For extra points, count in German.

Erie Meatball Sandwich - A girl is blowing you, you pull out, cum in her mouth then immediately punch her in the face as hard as you can. Then you descend your balls into her cum and blood-filled mouth. This creates the sandwich: sauce (blood), cheese (cum), and balls (self-explanatory). This is best performed with a monkey and an organ grinder in the corner creating musical accompaniment.

Eskimo Frenchbread Surprise - While nailing her doggystyle, you shove a frozen breadstick in her butt.

Esplanade - To attempt to explain your whiskey dick to a girl. You are obviously drunk.

ET - Next time you've got some dumb-ass fuck puppet ready to go, grab her purse and excuse yourself to the can while the drunken whore waits, lost in her own tangled bush. Get her mother's (or husband's) phone number from her purse while making fake shit noises. Flush the toilet for effect then grab the cordless phone on the way back to bed. As soon as you find yourself stabbing her bucket with your jonny, dial the number and hold the phone near her head with same hand your pulling hair with and bang away. Make sure you mention her name and ask her things like, "Who's the biggest whore in the world?" and "You like fat cocks up your dirt road don't you?". Then throw the phone on the bed and tell it's for her. A nice topper to this maneuver is to take her money and throw her outside nude and lock the door. I like to threaten to kill her if I ever see her again. You might have your own closing. Have fun. Be creative.

Etch-A-Sketch - Trying to draw a smile on a women's face by turning her knobs (nipples)

The Exploding Thorns - A variation on the Shocker. Penetrate the chick with your fingers crossed (middle over index and ring over pinky) and then immediately uncross them while yelling out "BOOM!" Always remember the thumb for the clitoral stimulation.

Eye Jammie - Blow your load on a drunk and unconscious chick's face and let your jizz cement her eyes shut.

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