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Magic Bullet (aka "The JFK") - Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her.  Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Magiver - When you are sleeping with a girl and then you wake up pop a rod and slap her in the throat then she spits up your cum. - Hockeefreek91

Mailbox - This term is used mostly in place of a vagina, when a female claims to have "Takin' it in the mailbox", she is obviously talking about herself being screwed senseless, also when a male says "I put it in her mailbox", he is referring to his penis, in her vagina. - Benjamin Goroncy, & Matthew Gajan, Pennsylvania

Mall Santa - Depending on your gender and stage in life, this is someone who appears innocuous but is actually a sexual predator. So it could be innocent looking good-girl that is actually a man-eating hydra; or a woman who is actually a male, child-molesting birthday clown. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Manhattan Clam Chowder - When your drunk and you go down on a girl only to find out that she is on the rag. After you puke into her box, it is called a manhatten clam chowder.

Manhattan Special - The gay act of shaking up a bottle of Manhattan Special coffee flavored soda and opening it up in partners asshole so it explodes up in there like an enema. - Vocal

Mangry - Describing the anger of women who are angry at men, specifically. "She's such a bitch, she's just plain mangry."

The Map of Hawaii - When you cum on a girls body, particually the backside, and you live little islands of cum on the girls back, looking like a map of Hawaii.

Marie Gastritis (aka "Lithuanian Toilet Paper") - When a girl is giving you a blumpkin or just a regualr blow job, and you take a shit, you turn around and wipe your ass with her face.

Marksmenship Training - Perform a psuedo "Dirty Sanchez" on her butt, but instead of a mustache, draw a bullseye around your woman's ass and fire away.

Marthas Vinyard (see also "Anheuser Bush", "Brew Master") - The same idea as "Anheuser Bush" except that you are shoving a wine bottle up her ass. - Lock Haven White Trash

Martin Van Buren Panties - When a woman doesn't shave or wax her bikini area, the hair creeping out from under her panties and growing on her inner thighs resembles the muttonchops worn by the Eighth President of the United States. - TPM

Martyr (see also Crucifiction, Crucifiction with a stake in it) - The Martyr is the receiver of the dicks in a "Crucifiction" - Dirty Suarez

The McDonald's Quick Draw - Get your girlfriend to talk dirty into the intercom, making the order guy start to beat off. Then while pulling up to the window, have her give you felatio till you are about to blow your beefy chunk-load. Upon pulling up to the window, tell your girl friend to yell "Draw!". Then on "three", both you and the guy blow your loads either on her or each other. - Wadtron

Meat Curtains - Pussy lips that hang real low. - Merlin, MN

Meatlocker - You are getting brains in a Meat Locker. You cream in her eye and it freezes shut. - The Grundile Gang, DC

Men Without Hats - This eludes to the act of picking up a guy/girl from a bar, taking them home and fucking the shit out of em... then never talking to them again. Essentially, the one night stand becomes a one-hit-wonder... - Travis, Ohio

Menage et Moi - A threesome where two members forget to turn up, eg, a wank. - Captain Ridiculous, England

Mexican Avalanche - This is when you cum in their hair and throw them down a flight of stairs. - TWITCH

Mexican Firebomb - Same as the "Demolition Man", except everything you eat for a week has to be covered in Tabasco. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Mexican Manicure - Ladies, this is similar to a french manicure only the tips of your fingernails are brown instead of white. The great news is you dont have to pay high dollar at the salon to have it done. just ram all ten of your fingers up your partner's asshole and you too can have a mexican manicure! - benronniger

Mexico City Rim Job - Before you start fucking a girl, you eat as many burritos, enchiladas, and other Mexican foods as you can. Commence your fucking, and when you feel your bowels moving, ask her to lick your asshole. Have here lie down flat on her back, and straddle her face, placing your asshole directly above her mouth. Let her begin tossing your salad, and you wait for the perfect time to release. When you feel her mouth completely cover your asshole, sit down on her face, leaving your asshole completely surrounded by her open mouth. Quickly release your wet, juicy shit into her mouth, giving her a sample of a genuine Mexican buffet. - JS, Lynchburg

The Michael Jackson - Lay a white girl (or guy) down and dangle your nuts over her/his face like Michael dangled the baby over the balcony. Right when your nuts are about to hit her/his face, take an extreme shit covering there whole face then remind them,"It doesnt matter if your black or white!" - Kyle C, Florida

The Michael Johnson - Have a girl bent over against a wall, then get on the other side of the room and run full speed into her resulting in total penetration. - FLINT013

Micky Licking (aka "Doing The Horner") - The art of lickin another mans spunk out of ya wifes cunt. - Baztheman, England

Midnight Snack - While in the missionary position, wait until your spunk junkie lets out a long scream or moan. While her mouth is open,use your index finger to clamp one of your nostrils shut and blow an air hanky of schnott into her waiting mouth. A true master of this difficult technique will immediately follow his nose nuggets with with a perfectly timed wad. - Kevin Stickle, Virginia

Mighty Wombat - When doing a petite chick doggie style, ram a wombat mask over her head as you come. Pull out quickly and grab her, one arm under her chest, the other hand under her crotch. As she struggles with the mask, heave her out the nearest window while yelling ³Wombat, AWAY!² ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

M.I.L.F. - Acronym for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck". thank the boys in American Pie for that one. - Justin, Caliphornia

Milking the Cow - Have sex with a girl with a rubber on, then afterwards pull the rubber off ever so carefully so that all of your specimens are in the bottom then after sex, while she is in a post orgasm eyes-shut bliss, while laying down hold it upside down over her face and use the condom while pretend your milking cow utters.

Milky Fire Hydrant - When you jizz in your girls pussy and then proceed to press down very hard on her stomach and just above her pussy and then it will shoot out very fast all over your self like a firehighdrent. - Platinum Ice

Milky Stilt Stand - Have the girl in a head-stand position, and insert one foot in her pussy, and the other up her ass. Feel free to use her legs for balance. After attaining balance, proceed to jack off on her face. - Tiny Elvis

The Milky Weigh - Preceeding sexual or oral intercourse, both the male and female is weighed on a scale. Immediatly following the weighing session, intercouse is commensed. After ejaculation, each individual is then weighed once again to observe how much weight is lost in the male, and gained in the female due to the exchange of semen. - Orian, Wisconsin

Minjeeta - A Paki Lesbian. - Roger

Missionary - Sexual position characterized by the female on the bottom and the male on the top, default sex position.

The Missouri Compromise - When a girl will only let guys fuck her in the ass because she is still a "virgin". - club 1209

Model "T" - When preparing to have sex, get naked and start to crank your pecker in a clock-like motion, then once it gains speed, let go and begin to jump up and down so it looks like a propeller. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Monkey Love - Fucking your girl as quick and hard as you can, busting your nut all over her face/stomach/back/ass, dressing and leaving. No kissing, no huging, just fucking; Like monkeys! - LNJ, California

Monkey Punch - You are doin a girl Doggystyle. You are about to cum so you rear back and give her a double kidney jab (one on each side). No real purpose to this manuever, but it sure sounds like fun, huh? - Travis, Ohio

Monkey Wrench - Another term for "Fisting", or the act of shoving your entire fist into an anal or oral cavity.

Monkey's Brains - Grab the bottom of your nutsack and squeeze, looks just like a monkey"s brains. - Jimbo, Grandma's Basement New York

Monroe Transfer - The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (see 'Samoan Pile Driver'), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful anal-orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper. - Horhey, Pennsylvania

Moose Knuckle (see also "Ninja Foot", "Camel Toe", "The Mumbler") - A girl in pants so tight, you can make out the outline of her lips.

Morning Glory - This occurs the morning after a really good one-night-stand. You wake up sporting morning wood, and instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, you ram into your partner's ass and relieve yourself inside her. Experts can take it a step further and attempt this on their (soon to be ex-) girlfriends. - Matthew Armindariz, Bryan Wiersn, Tony Ortega, & Tommy Kniest, Texas

Mountain Man's Hat - A roomy, hairy and dirty vagina. - Mitch, South Carolina

Mr. Bond - A turd that refuses to get flushed ("Ah, we meet again, Mr. Bond). - Mitch, South Carolina

Mr. Freeze - When practcing safe sex: After blowing your wad, remove the soiled condom and ring out the baby batter into the girl's mouth using the same technique you applied to a Mr. Freeze flavored- ice stick as a child. - Dirt, NYC

Mr. T (see also "The Kojak", "The Don Johnson", "The Chewbacca") - Term used to describe the hairstyle of a pussy with a Mohawk shaving job. - Sebastian Quezada

Mud Flow - The mixture of sperm and fecal matter leaking out of a person who has just had anal sex. - Luke, New York

Muddy Chaplin (aka "Pasty Adolph") - A version of the "Dirty Sanchez" in which you remove your thumb from the girl's anus and rub it against her upper lip in one smooth downswipe from nose to lip. - Pigknuckle

Mudflaps - Balls on a gay man. - Tony, Minnesota

Mudslide - Titty fuckig a girl while sitting on top of her, then getting up to find skid marks on her stomach. - Marvelli

Muff Trumpet (see also "Cunt Trumpet") - When your eating a girl out you blow into realy hard in her pussy than press her stomach down and it will make the soothing sound of a trumpet. - Platinum Ice

Muhamad Ali - (for a girl) While giving your soon to be ex-boyfriend a hummer, start punching his nutsack as if it were a punching bag.

Mulk - Two people dig up a women's grave and one jumps on her chest and one eats her out. - Chuckstu Peterson

Mumbler (see also "Moose Knuckle", "Ninja Foot", "Camel Toe") - A girl in pants that are too tight (you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they're saying).

Munging - (way too sick for us, but we'll add it anyway...) Involves two people and one female corpse, one person gets down on her as though to perform oral sex, the other person jumps on the corpses stomach and the first person eats whatever comes out. - Brad Kesler, Maryland

The Mushroom Welt (aka "Mushroom Tattoo") - when a chick's going down on you, you pull it out, pull it back and whip her in the forehead with it....thus....mushroom tattoo. - Peanut Butter, Piqua

The Mushroom Tattoo (aka "Mushroom Welt") - when a chick's going down on you, you pull it out, pull it back and whip her in the forehead with it....thus....mushroom tattoo

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