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Gambler - Find a fake white beard and wear it while you're having sex. When she's getting really into it, start singing Kenny Rogers' Gambling Man (recommended singing loudly) and do these positions:
1) You gotta know when to hold them.... Grab her tits and SQUEEZE Hard
2) Know when to fold them.... Pinch her pussy lips together even harder
3) Know when to walk away... Donkey punch her
4) Know when to run... Do The Stranger and jizz on her face, steal $20 bucks out of her wallet and crawl out the window so she wakes up sticky, broke and confused

Gamblin' and Losin' (aka "Dutch Treat") - The unexpected result of a dutch oven gone bad. - BDogg, Pennsylvania

The Gallagher - Convince a girl to have sex with you without a condom (a girlfriend on the pill would be the easiest solution). When the time arrives, cum inside of her. As she lays there, satisfied, soaking in your manjipe, reach under the bed and produce a large, novelty-sized mallet. Proceed to hit her in the stomach with it as hard as you can. This will cause your smud to explode out of her and splatter the first six rows. Make sure the audience has their plastic covering, and a wacky good time will be had by all! - Alex, California

The Gap - The act of sucking a girls clit through the gap in your teeth and proceding to whistle the Andy Griffith theme song while fingering her asshole.

Garbage Disposal - When you are fucking her is the ass, and then you slap her on the back like you are turning on a light switch. Pull out your meat bus and then cram it down her throat til the Garbage disposal is clean. Then clean her up with your white ivory soap. - Gene Fisher, Oregon

The Gardener - when you are doing a girl from behind, you pause and yank the hairs(weeds) from her asshole, then you proceed to "sow your seed" by cumming on her anus.

Gas Mask - While doing the San Fran Tickler, fart in her mouth. - KEEB07

Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

The GecHo - The act of rubbing sand in ones rather loose anus in order to increase friction, and the enjoyment of one's male counterpart. - Ima, Canada

Gentleman-style (see also "Doggy-style", "Donkey-style") - He helps her push in her stool...

Gerbiloon - When you fill a gerbil with helium and stick it up a chick's ass. - Will Smith, New York

German Chocolate Cock - Per the famous, delicious dessert of a similar name, ram your member into an unsuspecting German female's mouth, and whilst squatting over her torso yell "Sheitza!" and release a hot, muddy loaf on her chest (the cake). As she gags on your jones, pull out and spray copious amounts of your hot, steamy cream (the icing) atop the lumpy chocolate-coloured residue while yelling "Blitz Krieg!". Add 2 sporks and enjoy! Don't be greedy, invite her deranged Euro friends over in the corner to come and share an after-dinner golden shower! Das lecker, ya? - Dr. Dilznik, DC

Getting Ahabed (see also , "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - After being capsized by the white whale (undergoing a "Herman Melville"), you lose a leg after it is crushed by the falling bed. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Ghiradelli Square - No, not a famous landmark in San Francisco, but, instead, a relative of the "Dirty Sanchez". Here you smear the fecal matter of your loved one in the form of a square around her mouth, giving the appearance of a chocolate square. - Wristwatch

Ghost and Gobblin - To be done in "69" position. Your partner needs to be dressed as a ghost. While she's the ghost, you are Gobblin. - Greg Keith, Indiana

Ghost Bustin' - The act of looking for crack rocks while your surrounded by the police. - Scott, FL

Giving the Cat a Bath (see also "Dog in the Bathtub") - the act of trying to insert your testicles into a girls asshole, this is very hard to do, hence "giving the cat a bath"

Glass Boat (see also "Pittsburgh Platter") - Cover her face with plastic wrap and take a dump. - Wadtron

Glazed Donut Face - What occurs the morning after eating box. You then proceed to peel it off your face and throw it at her like a Frisbee. - Spaceman, New York City

The Glazed Ham (aka "The Big Kahuna") - When approaching orgasm during anal, you pull out, place a pineapple ring around her brown eye and a cherry in the hole. Then glaze the ham - all ready for Easter dinner! - Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

Gnord - The space between your nutsack and your left leg. ("Farge" is the space on the right). - Mike Ray, North Carolina

Goalposting - In the missionary position, you pull both her legs up and rest her ankles on top of your shoulders, so they are like goal posts. More flexible women can enjoy this for a longer period of time. - cs1111

The Gobstopper - When a girl is givin u head and when yer a bout to bust a nut she covers the hole of yer penis thus bockin the cum from commin out. - xzibit22687

The Golden Gate Bridge - This involves a woman lying down (probably a hooker). A guy stands either end of her, pull out their cocks and proceed to both urinate arcs of piss into the womans naval area - hence creating a mock "Golden Gate Brige" - Neil G, New York

Golden Seashell - Placing your ear to a woman's arse to see if you can hear the sea. Sounds lika a strong southerly breeze if she farts. - Ben Hurrey, Australia

Golden Shower (see also "Water Sports") - Any involvement of Urine in sex

Golfer - While your woman is passed out from getting nailing a few times, whip out your schlong and aim your yellow stream of piss into her open & snoring mouth. - Gavinvl

Gonzo - A type of porn film where there is no script and the guy behind the camera often takes place in the action. Often staged but always appear to be amateur flicks. Popularized by the Porn filmaker, Seymore Butts. - Travis, Ohio
2) Where u get behind a girl when shes laying down, put your nuts over her eyes, then lay your dick over her nose, thus creating that loveable character Gonzo. - Tyloar
3) Taking your rocks and throwing them over the penetrator then flattening them against a window. Tada! Gonzo!! or for those less endowed you can call it the "Cammilla". - Shane, Cincinnati

Gorilla Mask - Shave off you pubes prior to sex, when you ready blow a load all over her face, then throw your pubes all over her face. voila....the pubes stuck to her face will cause her to resemble a gorillla. - xdan666x Ohio

Goo Geyser - (aka "Old Faithful") Shoot your load in a girls belly button, once it is full press on her stomach making the load shoot out like a fountain... hence old faithful. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

The Graffiti - Have sex with a married/engaged girl, when she falls asleep write embarrassing , x-rated remarks (or something like "This bitch belongs to John" ) on her back with a big bold permanent marker. She goes home and has the "where the fuck were you" fight. later that day, when she showers the boyfriend/husband sees your graffiti and the fight starts all over again. For that matter the fights will continue for the newt two weeks. This works even better when a girl does it to a guy.

Grandma's Tongue - This requires a decent sized nut sack. Simply bunch up the loose skin of your sack between your thumb and index finger (kind of like how a magician wads up a hankie in his hand and pulls it out slowly, the wang should be tucked to the side). Your bean bag should resemble and old ladies tongue with a little hair on it. Next, with your nana's tongue in hand, walk over to your buddy sitting on the couch and "lick" him on the ear, then say "You just got a kiss from Grandma" - The Hag Nutz, Florida

Grandpa Joe - You say something really quietly to an old man, and when he leans towards you with his hand cupped over his ear, you slap him in the face and ram your dick into his ear until it comes out the other one and then take his dentures and put them in your own mouth and yell "that'll teach YOU, old bitch". - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Gravel Pit - When a chick lets her arm pit hair grow out just enough to where it is prickly.. then you stick your dick there.. let her clamp her arm down and fuck her arm pit. - Steck, Indiana

Gravy Sliding - The act of partaking in anal sex, diarrhea optional... - JS, Santiago, Chile.

Greasy Jefferson - First, you fist a girl/guy in the pooper and when you are done and she/he turns around, you smack her/him in the face. - Brian, John, & Johnny - Florida

Greasy Spoon - This is when you are banging a girl while spooned (laying behind her while you're both on your side) and you pull out, blow it all over her back, and proceed to give her a bear hug, squishing it all over both of you. - Sarah

The Green Mile - You hold a cucumber in your mouth while your lady rides it so you can see her lips in a close up shot. You can jack off at the same time if you fancy. - Jward

Grilled Cheese - When a girl lets cum dry in her overnight, the next morning she has to peel her pussy apart to piss, it looks like she is peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich. - Beaner, Pennsylvania

Grim Reaper - A man or woman who has at least five STD's and by sleeping with them you have basically killed yourself, thus they are the Grim Reaper. - Deuce Bigalow, New York

Grudge Fuck - The act of banging an ex, bitch or chick that annoys you in order to fix her attitude. - Slutino, New York

Grumpkin (see also "Blumpkin") - Recieving head while on the toilet. - John Rudnik & Mike Janor

Grundel (aka "Taint", "Choad", "Chode", "The Dirty Inch", "Nacho", "Scranus") - The flap of skin between your ass and your nuts/pussy. - JD

Gumby - When your elderly wife takes out her dentures and gives you a blowjob with her soft and warm gums.

Gunt (aka "Fupa", "PBP") - When the gut overlaps the cunt. - Chopper, Nebraska

Gurp - The hairs located on the "Taint".

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