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Sexual Glossary


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Ice Berging - Freezing your own shit and pleasure your lady with the frozen faeses.

Ice Cream in the Grass - When after sex with a girl just before or after her period week. When her juices are thicker than usual, and you pull out and see the sticky creamy goo in your pubes. - Easyboy, Minnesota

Ice T-bag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partners face and/or mouth while holding an ice cube against your nuts and letting it drip on their face. - Jerome

Icey Mike - 1) A condom filled with urinne is placed in the freezer then used in the back door by shit stabbers. - sQuick, United Kingdom
2) The act of shitting on some saran wrap and then putting it in the freezer, then, when you are fucking your girl doggy style, stick the frozen turd up her ass. - Dano Maki

Imperial Stormtrooper - A two handed "Shocker". - Brian, New Mexico

The Incredible Starfish - Find an extremely flexible woman, insert your hands and feet into her snatch and spread your limbs out into the points of a starfish. For experts, smash your head in there for the fifth point. Not for beginners or the anatomically correct. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Indian Giver - When you're banging a skank in 'the Buck', at the point of climax, flop onto your back with your knees to your ears and wrist one off on yourself while screaming "Me Baby, Me!" She'll leave skid marks! - Aaron H, Florida

Indian Rugburn (aka "The Pepper Grinder") - When a girl proceeds to use both hands in a twisting fashion on the barrel of your shaft. - Nick Tarantino, New York

Indiana Bull Whip - Shit in a sock and smack someone in the face with it.

Inspecting the Platoon - When a girl gets on her knees to perform a blow job the guy snaps to attention and blows his load in her face.

Instagasm - Pre-mature ejaculation at the sight of a beautiful woman. ie: "She was so fine, I had an insta-gasm before I could get her clothes off!"

Intoxicourse - Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Irish Carbomber ­ Same as the "Demolition Man", except you achieve it in the back of an automobile and all you eat for a week is Guinness; works best with full-size vans. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Irish Cream - When you go to a coffee bar, get your dick sucked and blow a load all in your partners coffee. - Jordan G Southgate, Michigan

Irish Stomp - Similar to the "Donkey Punch", except when the guy stands up and kicks her in the back of the head while he blows his load on her. - Todd, West Virginia

Italian Chandelier - This is when you stand up and have a chick suck your dick while you munch her box. Caution: this may cause back injury with a fat chick

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