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Sack Attack - The act of pulling just your balls out of your zipper, then while a chick is sleeping shoving them in her mouth. - Pimpsta866

Saddlebagging - When you drape your scrotum across the "taint" (space between the ass and vagina) and bury a testicle in each hole. - Gorillawhore

Safe Sex - Being prepared with duct tape and bungy cords so you dont get stuck while romping an overweight honey. - Jared Corder, California

Sailboat Shooter - When you stretch out your ballsack into a sort of cup, pour in a shot of rum, and have a girl take the shot. - Dirty K.C.

Sally Dog - The act of cock-slapping a bitch in the face. - Dan, Nebraska

Salty Rain - When a girl is giving you head in the shower and you squeeze a little bit of piss on her face leaving her with a salty taste in her mouth. - Jon Dobb, Texas

The Salty Sailor - A perennial bar favorite: This stealthy game involves attempting to inconspicuously dump a packet of salt down the butt-crack of a hot girl as she's sitting on a bar stool facing the bar. This game has provided hours and hours of entertainment! - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Salty Susan - When a man is having anal sex with a women, and just before he blows his load, spits on her back. He pulls out, and she then proceeds to turn around, at which point he explodes right in her eye. - SlipknotDrone66

Samoan Pile Driver - A sexual Position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, Adaay.... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY...ABDAY....ABDAY..HA!" Repeat and rinse. - Horhey, Pennsylvania

Sand Paper Treatment - When your girlfriend is sleeping run your forearm across her dry beaver as hard and rough as you can, shell wake up screaming like she just been scrapped with sand paper. Works great after a goodbye fuck on a chick you just caught cheating on you. - Gabe Tanyi, New York

Sand-Wich - First you need a big, fat women (or man, whichever way you float). This individual should weigh somewhere in the range of 400 to 800 pounds for best results. You then place the individual in a plastice jump suit and have him/her run a good distance until you can't even bare the thought of how sweaty their asshole must be. Then you can go to either a public park with a sanbox, or the beach. Have the individual then proceed to pour sand into the crack of their own asshole (the sand should stick nicely considering how sweaty their ass should be after the beforementioned running...). Finally you begin eating the sand out of the ass making it a perfect Sand... Wich. - Steve, New Jersey

The San Fran Tickler - Straddling a girls head and titty fucking her while she tickles your asshole with her tongue. - KEEB07

Saturday Night Bowler - Another classic; take your pointer and middle fingers and insert into vagina while u fuck her ass with your thumb. - Jerry, Ohio

Scabby D - The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents. - Horhey, Pennsylvania

Schmegma - The miscellaneous lint found in the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis. - Danny, Massachusetts

Scooter Pie - When one of your friends passes out drunk... you and your friends take turns rubbing your bare asses up and down his face. - Dave, Florida

The Scott Norwood (aka "The Ray Finkle") - While aiming to shoot a load between her eyes, you miss her totally and go wide right. Named for the Field Goal kicker who missed wide right. - Lams

Schlong Scissors (aka "Chopsdicks") - When a girl is giving a doubleheader and she grabs both dicks and squeezes repeatedly to give the appearance of chopsticks. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Score - When an American guy has sex, this act is called "Scoring" (plural) but when an American reaches the age of 50, he is all "scored out", men rarely have sex after that age... Note: This cannot happen with Lesbians/Bi-Sexuals. - Benjamin Goroncy, & Jordan Ivill, Pennsylvania

Scork - The act of sucking on your own cock. - Jake, Nebraska

Scranus (see also "Taint", "The Dirty Inch", "Chode", "Choad", "Grundel", "Nacho") - The area located between the back of the sack and the front of the rectum. - Jeff Miller, Arizona

Screaming Seagul (aka "Chicken Cutlet", "The Veal Cutlet") - When a man is having sex with a girl on the beach, then pulls out, using the juices on his schlong to roll it around in the sand to collect it and then continue having sex. - Brian, Florida

The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. - Wadtron

Scroatee - When you shave off your top pubes and leave the lower ones. - Dirty K.C.

Scrog - The act of having sex. - Steve, Nebraska

Scuba - During a blowjob, right before climax, jam it in her nose and yell, "DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!"

Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope

Second Base (see also "Baseball Rules", "First Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third Base", "Rounding Third", "Reaching Home", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs and heavy petting including but not limited to fingering the girl, and stroking the guy. No orgasms generally happen at "Second Base". If climax is reached it is known as "Leading Off Second".

Secret Santa - Sneaking stealthily into a womenıs dorm/floor in the dark of night and randomly jerking off on the ladies faces without awaking them. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Seeing Eye Dog - This one's tricky. When you get a blind girl to go down on you but instead she unknowingly sucks off her German Shepard. - Doug

Seventy One - Basically, 69 with two fingers up the ass. - FBB4U, Israel

Sewer Lid - Although hopelessly complex and incredibly degrading, hereıs the scoop. Begin a threesome, preferably with two hags. Make sure they just had a large, Mexican food-based meal and are rumbling in the intestines. Have Girl #1 service you orally while Girl #2 sits on the sidelines. Keep Girl #1 occupied with your furious jet of ejaculate while you suddenly grab Girl #2ıs head and duct tape it to Girl #1ıs ass. Remove your equipment from the premises and punch Girl #1 repeatedly in the stomach. Stringent defecation will probably result and Girl #2ıs head will serve as the proverbial ³sewer lid.² ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Sex'n'Scat - When banging a girl in any way and dropping a greasy brown one at the same time. - Chris, Washington

S.F.S. (aka "Shovel Face Syndrome") - A condition found prodominantly in females where the girl possesses an amazing body, but when you see her face it looks as if she has been bludgeoned repeatedly with a steel shovel. - The Boys at the University of Delaware

Shanghai Shampoo - Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey.

Shanghai Stirfry - when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.

Shanghai Surprise - When you cum in a girls hair and dont tell her about it, then it dries and sticks straight up. - Jeff, Rapid City

Shark Feeding (see also , "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - If you should find a boyfriend aboard, cock-slap him repeatedly and throw him overboard, hopefully to the any ugly hags residing on the bottom bunk or on the floor. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Shenendoah - Urinating or cumming on your partners cleavage, preferably while they are sitting upright, creating a white water affect between the cleavage, or valley...

Shit Dick - After you finish bangin a chick in the pooper, you "clean" your shlong off in her mouth. - Mark Flanders, New York

Shit Pig - A woman so ugly, it hurts to look at her. - Pat Brown, Massachusetts

Shit Spit - The residue left dripping after a vigorous, saliva-assisted ass fingering. - Chad Thompson, Kansas

Shit Stabber (aka "Uphill Gardener", "Anal Invader") - One who enjoys poking around in the chocolate starfish. - Mitch, South Carolina

Shit Storm - Give a girl an enema, then immediatly shove your cock in her ass and let the shit water fly out past your dick. Can be modified using an umbrella and rubbers. - Shawn, Oklahoma

The Shocker (aka "The Alien") (see also "The Spocker") - Two in the Pink and one in the Stink. Stimulate the clitoris with your thumb for extra voltage. - Brett, Piqua

Short in the Cord - A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fuck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord."

Shovel Face Syndrome (aka "S.F.S.") - A condition found prodominantly in females where the girl possesses an amazing body, but when you see her face it looks as if she has been bludgeoned repeatedly with a steel shovel. - The Boys at the University of Delaware

Shrimping - Bang em down in the rear, then, after you bust, take a straw and suck out the jizz/poo mixture. what comes out resembles a shrimp and is performed in prisons mostly i hear. - Mike Causey, Florida

Siamese Twins - You take your balls, and you stuff them into her pussy. They will become lodged there, swollen, and unable to be retrieved. You will have no choice but to walk around with her connected, resembling Siamese twins. - Andrew D, Princeton U

Silence of the Clams - Secretly masturbate in a dark place to the point of no return then pretend to have a seizure while mumbling. Then when someone approaches to make sure your o.k. throw a handful of slap juice in their face and hair and yell: "Hello Clarice!" - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

The Simpson - (must be having sex with a surviving relative of an OJ victim) While fucking them from behind, you grab on real tight when you are about to blow it and yell, "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!" Proceed to see how long you can hold on. - AB, Pennsylvania

Singapore Subway - When you stick a pvc pipe down a girls ass and run micro-machines down it. - patvoytko

Six Packin' - When your girl is too drunk to walk home so you put one finger in her snapper and your thumb in her ass and carry her home like a six pack of beer. - Lock Haven White Trash

Six-Point-Nine - Performing the "69" while your lady-friend is having her period ("a sixty-nine interrupted by a period, thus, a 6.9"). - Tony, Minnesota

Sixser - You need to drink a six pack of beer to make her look hot. - Dylan

Sixty-Eight - The act where the feamale gives a blow job and after the male cum's he tells her that he ones her one. Hence the term 68 plus 1.

Sixty-Nine - When two people perform oral sex on each other. Simulates the look of the numeral, "69".

Skipoling - A girl jerking off two guys at once, hence, looks like she has two ski poles.

The Skipper (aka "Captain Bob", "The SS Minnow") - The act of rubbing your fingers on the musky clam of a skank hootchie mamma then sneaking a whiff at random intervals until you've had the opportunity to wash your hands. (Unless you never wash your hands, hoping to relive the moment as long as the smell lingers.) - M, Iowa

Skull Fuck - (we here at Get Offended.com have no fuckin' clue where you guys get some of this shit... please folks don't try this one at home) During oral sex, reach down at your partner's face, and gouge out an eyeball. Proceed to take your dick and fuck the socket. After you splooge in the socket, go get a raisin and colored icing (the same color as the other eye), and make a replacement eyeball. Make her stay in that position until the splooge dries, and she has a semen-processed eyeball. - cond7464
2) The act of slitting someone's throat and then humping the cut. - Craig, New Jersey

Skunk - When you get head from a black/brunette haired chick, then right as you are about to cum, you pull out and shoot a straight line of man juice on her head, thus giving her the look of a skunk. for an added extra, you can spin around and rip an unsuspecting fart in her face, making her a total skunk. - Fartman, JFK, Tittymonster

Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head. - Wadtron

Sleeping Beauty - While someone is sleeping, proceed to put your penis in there mouth. - Zimm, Minnesota

Slim Pickens (aka ³The Kamikaze Run²) - Same as the "Killer Angel", except that when you start shitting, you let go of the chandelier or fan and ride down with your bomb. After the actor who rode a nuclear bomb in ³Dr. Strangelove.² ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Slimer (see also "Lethal Slimer") - The act of blowing your wad in a girl's face. - Nolan, Ohio

Slingin' the Slug - The act of doing a girl from behind in the butt. After you've drilled for a while and the condom is nice and slimey, you pull it off and sling it on her back like a snail. - H-Town Crew, Missouri

Slob' on Knob' - This mainly refers to when a female performs oral sex upon a mans penis, therefore, leaving a sufficient amount of saliva upon the penis. - Benjamin Goroncy, Jordan Ivill, & Matt Gajan, Pennsylvania

Sloppy D (a.k.a. "Aftermath") - When you just pull up your pants after rubbing one off and you get a miniature explosion inside you're jeans. - Marcus M, New Jersey

Slore - A male or female who has hooked up with more people drunk than sober (hooking up defined as a sexual act with minimum being oral sex). - Brandon, U of Iowa

Slore Ratio - Number of people that you have hooked up while intoxicated divided by the total number of people you have hooked up with (sober and drunk included). Greater than 50% would qualify a person as a slore. The higher the percentage the more of a slore you are. - Brandon, U of Iowa

Slump-Buster - A slump buster is when after an very long period of time w/o getting any ass... you go out and find the fattest, ugliest, and easiest bitch possible just to unload on and use as a cum dumpster. - Matthew Rowe, New York

Smashing Blumpkin (see also "Smashing Pumpkin") - This act occurs while a male is taking a fat duece on the shitter and recieving head from a female. All of a sudden, the female takes her mouth off of the cock and decks the male in the ballsack. - Craig, New Jersey

Smashing Pumpkin (see also "Smashing Blumpkin") - When performing just before a woman cums in missionary sex, pull out and punch her directly in her clit. - Mike Ray, North Carolina

Smokin' Gobbler - The chick is blowing you,when your a bout to cum ,she takes a drag off a cigarette and blows a smoke ring around your cock,then blow your load on her chin,letting the jizz hang off her chin giving the appearence of a turkey beard. - Daniel Walter, New York

Smoking Pole - Oral sex on a male... no flame required

S'more - 1) Threesome containg a black person, a white person, and a hispanic person (or any other "graham cracker" colored individual). - CG, Pennsylvania
2) When you are simply banging a girl in the ass and you bust a fat nut leavin her all sticky. - Yeddi, New York
3) When the guy takes a long shit and places the turd in the lady's asscrack. The guy then proceeds to blows his nut all over the turd, creating the cracker( ass cheeks), marshmellow( man cream), and the chocolate( the poo)!!

Smurfing - While you'r messing around with a chick and you grab her head, shover her face in your balls and proceed to rub her face all over your raisin bag. - Alex, Louisiana

Snacktray - While in process of the would be typical doggy-style approach, the defendant proceeds to insert multiple fingers into said anus of the recipient. Once four fingers are well addressed with dung mud, you proceed to insert two middle fingers in the mouth and two index in each nostril of the willing participant. The response is similar to that of an 80 year old woman who was just handed a " House of Anal" flyer on the Vegas strip. Note: Do not attempt this on your wife, girlfriend, etc. You must find a random target for this to go off in your favor. - Snacktray, UOPhoenix Arizona

Snafu (aka "Coach Dale")- When a guy gets into the three point stance and a girl cups her hand around his balls and starts vigorously moving her hand from left to right. Then, after a thorough shake of the dice, she starts jamming her thumb up his ass while still juggling the nut sack. - Vody, Wisconsin

Snake-In-a-Bag - Before a girl gives you head, make her put a brown paper bag over her head, cut only a mouthhole and make her suck your dick. - Mike Newton

Snake Skin (aka "The Lost Goat") - The act of staying inside her after sex until you go limp, then pulling out leaving behind your condom and its contents. - Wadtron

SNE (see also "T.H.O.") - pronounced as a word, like ski. Standing for "spontaneous nipple erection" - Ryan, Michigan

Sneak Attack - The act of coming up from the rear.
2) When you beat off through your pants. - Chris, Washington
3) (see also "Houdini", "Phanton", "Spit Trick", "Philly Phake Out", "Deak") - Doing a girl from the rear tell her your going to cum then spit on her back to fool her and when she turs around nail her in the face. - Ninja Crack Dealer

Sneaky Pete - While going at it full-force, pullout just enough to sneak back into the poopshoot without skipping a beat. most easily accomplished while having sex doggystyle. "Use caution: Without good aim, you could injure 'Pete'." - B. Rich, Kentucky

Sneezing Elephant - The act of blowing your load without your pole being completely erect. The name comes from the obvious similarity of the limp dick and an elephant's trunk, the cum thus representing snot. - Jakkson

The Sniff Test - The act of after a date where you have reached second base for the first time, you go home and smell your fingers before deciding on whether or not to call her back. - Travis, Ohio

The Snot Dessert - Blow a decent amount of snot into the taint of your partner, let dry, and come back later for "dessert". - Nick, Sara, & Ben, West Virginia

Snot Rocket - When your girl is giving you head right before you bust shove your dick down her throat and watch it come out of her nose. - Robert Smith, North Carolina

Snowball - After ejaculating in your partner's mouth, you make out and swap joy juice

Snowjob (aka "Polar Bear", "Chilly Willy") - Blowjob involving ice cubes. - Wadtron

Snowmobile - When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. - Wadtron

Snowplow - When your doing a girl doggy style, you sweep out her arms and push her round. - Walnut, North Dakota

Snuff Film - A movie in which someone is killed for sexual gratification of the viewer. Very very rare. Almost always (99.9%) fake for obvious reasons, and extremely illegal in most states. Films such as "Faces of Death" and "Shocking Asia" are not considered "Snuff Films" because they lack the sexual aspect of the violence. - Travis, Ohio

The Soft Serve - A chick on her knees jerks you off from behind and then you shit into her mouth. At the same time. - adt

Soft Taco - A term used to describe when a girl's vaginal crack is filled with shit, because her last dump was messy and she didn't clean herself properly. WARNING: Under no circumstance should you go down on a girl who is sporting a "Soft Taco". - Snippy, New York

Soggy Cracker (see also "Wet Biscuit", "Butter the Toast", "Drown the Clown") - Circle Jerk onto a Saltine, the last to cum has to eat the cracker. - Brad, Florida

Solpohbed - The act of agreeing to marry your girlfriend when she proposes to you; while she fucks you in the ass with a strap on! - Dirty S.O.B.

S.O.M.F. - (Said as a word) An acronym for "Sit On My Face". - The Crew, Howell NJ

Sonic the Hedgehog - When two pairs compete to see who can eat out their partner the longest/fastest. - Greg, Pennsylvania

Southern Trespass - Its when your fucking a girl and you switch holes without telling her. - Jordan Nutson, Canada

Space Docking - When you freeze a shit log and use it like a dildo. - Gorillawhore

The Sparkler - Get a double amputee with both legs clipped at the hip joints. Start fucking her either on a table top or standing and get her good and lubed .Now change position so that your on your back with her on top and give her two lighted sparklers.Spin her like the girl in the Chinese basket trick and enjoy. You have to keep her upright or risk breaking your crank and or setting the rug on fire. Safety glasses recommended. - Eric DeVito, Arizona

The Special Olympics - A Contest between friends wherin the object is to collect as many medals as possible by fucking retards in their various orafices. Bronze for the snapper, silver for the yapper and gold for the crapper. Rules may vary but in the end, everybody wins. - Kevin Stickle, Virginia

Special Sauce - When your lover or enemy is not looking put a glob of your "down there " lubricant into there meal or (in our case the school food) and mix it up. Watch as they gobble it up and it can be your dirty little secret. - The North Tonawanda High School Lunch Ladies.

Speedbagging - When a girl licks your balls by hitting then repeatedly with her tongue, much like hitting a speedbag. - The Crew, Howell NJ

Sperm Wail (see also "Spewphemism") - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm

Sperminator - Fuck a girl from behind and blow your load all over her back. In your best Austrian body builder slash B-movie actor voice, say, "I cum on your back." (instead of "I'll be back.") - Shawn, Oklahoma

Spewphemism (see also "Sperm Wail") - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm

Spicy Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone. - Wadtron

Spidey Web - Doing a girl doggy style...pull out, jizz in your hand, and then slap her in the face with your "Spidy Web." - JJD, Colorado

Spit Roasting (see also "Pork Roast") - It is when a girl is done at both ends, so it looks like she is on a spit... - Kay, United Kingdom

The Spit Trick (see also "Houdini", "Phanton", "Sneak Attack", "Philly Phake Out", "Deak") - As you are fucking a girl doggy style, you pull out saying you are about to cum, and you spit on her back. When she turns around thinking you jizzed on her back, you blow it on her face. - Flint

Split Pissonality (see also "Double Dragon", "PEUM") - Post sex urination where you get a double stream out of one peehole.

The Spocker (see also "The Shocker", "Star Fleet Commander") - Two in the pink and two in the stink

SpongeBob - A girl who cleans your privates with her mouth after giving up her "Patrick". - Bruce Leeroy

Spring Cleaning - When, after a few days of no masturbation, you ejaculate in your sleep. - The Dude, Wisconsin

Squeegee - When your fucking a girl in the ass, when your about to cum, you stick a pin in one of her ass cheeks, thus making her clench up and cleaning all the shit off your cock as you pull out at the same time.
2) After ramming a girl in the ass, before you pull out, you slap her ass so hard that all the shit on your dick comes off-a la the squeegie effect. - John, Kentucky

Squick - Drill a hole in a girl and fuck the crevasse. Bloody fun, as the English say. - McShaner, Philly

Squid Ring Suprise - Shoot your load into a cup of boiling water which turns it into a elastic band type substance then mix with a fresh load of sperm and seafood sauce give it to a friend or total stranger. - Baztheman, England

Squidward - The face a girl makes after giving you a "SpongeBob" after giving up her "Patrick". - Bruce Leeroy

Squirrel (aka "Chipmunk") - When a chick has two penises in her mouth and she resembles a squirrel. - Jacob Reed, North Carolina
2) When a girl has a furry lower back, it kind of looks like a squirrel ran down the back of her underwear and its tail is sticking out. - Mitch Cumstein, your college roomate.

The SS Minnow (aka "Captain Bob", "The Skipper") - The act of rubbing your fingers on the musky clam of a skank hootchie mamma then sneaking a whiff at random intervals until you've had the opportunity to wash your hands. (Unless you never wash your hands, hoping to relive the moment as long as the smell lingers.) - M, Iowa

St. Louis Style Eggs - (we don't understand this one at all, but we were reassured it is an actual term... take it up with Pete) When you fry two eggs, eat them, get in the back row of a public bus, and masturbate until the driver kicks you off. - Pete, Saint Louis U.

Stabbing your lap - Dress up like Jack the Ripper and jerk off in long thrusting strokes while screaming. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Stalactites - (aka "Jolwak") - When you stand on a chair and shoot your load repeatedly into an open freezer. See how much you can get to stick to the top and freeze there, giving the image of stalactites in a cavern. - Cuban B, New Jersey

Star Fleet Commander (see also "Spocker") - Making a star trek sign with your hand and inserting each set of fingers in the pink and in the stink. - Ben Hurrey, Australia

Stealin' me Lucky Charms - The act of swallowing cum. - FSA-MARC-V-33

Stephano (aka ³The Arbuckle²) ­ Enter any chat room, describe yourself as a muscular, macho, handsome, rich playboy named ³Stephano.² Then start telling dead baby, child-molester, or felching jokes until the room is empty. No one, I repeat, no one clears a chat room like Stephano. From a Garfield comic strip in which John was Stephano. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Stinger - When a girl is giving a guy head... mainly someone you don't like too much, sneak up behind the girl and pop a balloon right behind her head. She will freak out and hopefully if all goes to plan, bite down, thus creating a stinger. - Hootersman

Stinkpit - The space connecting the sack and shaft that is not covered by the condom, after sex remains moist with sex juice and once wiped taints your fingers for hours. - Trock

Stinky Coyote - When your going down on a chick and find a "basted wick" from who knows when. - Kevin, Terri, Mike & Rod - Eagle River

Stinky Pinkie - When doing a girl from behind, you stick your pinkie in her "Balloon Knot" and then stick it up her nose.

Stirring Lunch - Another colorful euphamism for the act of anal sex (butt fucking for the masses...) - BeerVampire

Stirring the Paint (aka "Pumpin' Up the Jam") - Having sex with a girl while she is on her period. - Mitch, South Carolina

Stocking Stuffer - Do a girl in the ass and at any point (for greatest effect, during ejaculation) stuff your nuts in there too; a holiday version of ³a dog in a bathtub² ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Stove Piping - Taking it in the Tush.

Stranger - The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk off with it. - Wadtron
2) Sit on your dick until it goes numb then jerk it off, feels just like wankin' someone else off. - mking

Strawberry Milkshake (aka "Bizmark", "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake") - when a guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the apperence of a strawberry milkshake. - Chris A, Tennessee

Strawberry Shortcake (aka "Bizmark", "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Milkshake") - when a guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the apperence of a strawberry shortcake. - Chris A, Tennessee

Steamer (see also "California Hot Plate", "Cleveland Steamer", "Glass Boat", "Freckled Steamer") - When you put plastic wrap over someone's face and shit on it. - TJ

Sticky Wilson - (Use this on a girl you want to break-up with.) Start doing the girl doggy-style and then blow your load in your hand. Have her turn around and the smack her in the face with your sticky hand and scream, "Get out of here, bitch." - Anon

Strobe-Lite-Hoe (see also "Black-Lite-Hoe") - That girl you meet at the club who looks good inside (in the strobe light) but outside on the patio, in the normal light, you realize how ugly she is. - Justin, Caliphornia

Stuffucking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. - Wadtron

Stuka (aka ³The Killer Angel²) - same as the Demolition Man, except when bombing you must swinging from a chandelier or a ceiling fan. A good option when the ladies have passed out and are laying down on the bed. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Stumpfucking - If you are an amputee, you use your stump to bang a chick. - Steve Leone, New Jersey

Stumpin - (caution, this move requires imagination and balance). As you hover over a quadruple amputee, carefully insert what's left of her arms up your ass while using her knarled thighs to whack off. This should produce a stream of spunk which should land where a normal persons feet would be. You've now been stumpin. - Nathan Kirkham, Canada

Subtle Sack Attack - Where you expose only your "sack" through your zipper and cover it with your shirt. You then call a girl near and ask her to tell you about the skin condition on your stomach. While pulling your shirt up, your sack is exposed and grossing the female out.

Suicide Bomber (see also "Traveling Salesman") - Go home with a slore on what you know is a one night stand. Fuck her good a couple of times, go to sleep and when you wake up fuck her again. Soon, she will fall asleep again. When this happens take a shit in her bed and get up real quiet like so that she can't tell. Get the hell out. When she gets up and notices that you are gone she will think, "where did he go?? oh well he was a good lay." She will return home after a hard day at work and climb into her bed to find your friendly gift with her toes. - Wadtron

Suicide Mission - Fuck a chick wearing a condom, after you climax put the condom somewhere safe. Wait until she falls asleep wherin you blow the condom up like a balloon, you then scream suicide and as she sits up you pop the condom in her face, thus the suicide bomber. Useful on girls who don't go down. - Matt Gugliuzza, Arizona

Sunny Side Up - While having sex doggystyle, preferably on an empty stomach, pull out and ejaculate in curve of her back. Then, induce vomiting over your semen. For "scrambled eggs" , stir with penis. - Daren Miller, Nevada

Super Red Face - When two guys are together, and one dick-slaps the other until both faces turn red. - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Surprise Guest - 1) When having sex with a girl in a dark room, have your friend sneak up and jam his hard on into her moaning mouth. - Chris, Washington
2) While having sex with some girl and her parents walk in. - Chris, Washington

Surprise Party - As your buddy is screwing his woman, Hide in the closet getting yourself ready to go. Then as she is about to climax, run out of the closet, start yelling "SURPRISE PARTY" over and over again, and gizz all over her face. Particularly useful for roomates, and on girls you hate. - George Greanias, Los Angeles CA

Suspension Bridge - While hanging horizontally between the head and foot of the bed, the act of having sex with the only part of your body touching the chick being your member. - Todd, West Virginia

Swamp Thing - After a three hour arobic workout, dip you balls in horse manure and dangle them above your wife's face while she is sleeping. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Swimming with Whales - The act of fucking incredibly large women.

Swoosh - After you take a shit in the toilet and don't flush, you proceed to go at it doggystyle, then when you orgasm, put her head in the toilet and flush. - Kramer

Sword Fight - When a bitch is sucking your cock and a friend sticks his dick in her mouth too.

Sword in the Stone - Before boffing a girl doggystyle, put crazy glue on your hammer. When its dry, scream out "Excalibur" and have all your friends run into the room and try to pull it out. Whoever does it first, gets to bang her next. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Syracuse Orangeman - Before you go down on a girl, eat an entire bag of cheetoh's. After u chow down on that muff for a while it'll take on that orange color, and look like the furry mascot for the Syracuse Orangemen

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