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Face Fuck - When a bitch is being picky about giving you head, so you forcibly stuff your cock into her face repeatidly until she puts your rod in her mouth and sucks your cock untill your satisfied. - Students of Maryvale High

Facial - Getting blasted in the face with jizz. - Chris Anton, Connecticut

Fahdunkadunk (see also "Fladunk") - When one is "slapped"with a cock. - Chris Hudak

Famous Economist - After taking some Ex-Lax, you go to a public restroom and take a watery shit. You do not flush the toilet, you take a 20 dollar bill and drop it over the shit, and you leave, but you wait outside to see who goes for the money and for a handful of shit. - Reuben Ramos, Texas

Fanny Batter (aka "Cunt Butter") - Female lubricant/discharge. - Mitch, South Carolina

Farge - The space between your nutsack and your right leg. ("Gnord" is the space on the left). - Mike Ray, North Carolina

The Fast and the Furious - When a girl is so hot, you cum prematurely, you just take your hand.. scoop it up.. and slap her with it.. then leave. - Jason, San Diego

Fat Chick Rodeo (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Buckin' Bronco", "Butt Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - Do a little role playing having a skinny male dress up as a cowboy, get a buddy to hide in the closet with a video camera, right before you bust your nut (doggystyle works the best) have your buddy bust out of the closet video taping the whole thing, smack the fatty in the ass, throw one hand in the air, grab some hair, and see how long you can hold on while your buddy videotapes the whole thing. - andeporter, Pennsylvania

Fat Lip - If you get poison ivy and finger a girl, her labia lips will swell. A la, the fat lip.

Fat Guy In a Little Coat - When your dick is too big for the girl's box. - Milton Waddums, Georgia

Fat Tucker (aka "Chern and Burn", "The Chernock", "Turd Ferguson") - While in the 69 position you give your partner oral pleasures to the point where they climax. Right when they reach their highest point of orgasm, you shit all over their face. - Deuce Devereaux

The FDR - Right before your about to blow a load, give her 2 charlie horses, one in each leg. Then, blow it in her eye. This will result in her being incapable of using her legs and squinting in one eye, like FDR. - Robb Gibbs, Ohio

Felching (see also "Yerming", "Velching") - The act of sucking semen from your partner's butt.

Fetus Reading Light - What you do is strap a christmas light to the end of your dick and then proceed to do your pregnant chick in her pussy. You have just made a reading light for the fetus. - Rick, Eagle River

Fidel Castro - Take a shit on the chick's face, rip out some pubes and toss em on her grillpiece, and then top it off by having her "smoke your cigar." - Woogie310, Georgia

Finger Fries - While driving in your car with your woman, finger-bang her in the passenger seat, getting her nice and juicy (the thicker, the better). After she has come all over your fingers, stick them out your car window or sunroof to dry. After the pussy juices have successfully dried and glued your fingers together, just peel it off for a tasty treat. - Tony, Minnesota

Fire in the Hole - A revenge technique of pre-sex greasing up of your schlong with a mixture of Bengay and Tobasco Sauce. - Nook

The Fire Fighter - Fuck a hairy chick and before you blow your load light her pueb's on fire and put it out with your cum. - krandkon

First Base (see also "Baseball Rules", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third Base", "Rounding Third", "Reaching Home", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have partaken in making out, and possibly light petting. In some areas, visual confirmation of boobs is also included in a single to "First Base".

The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

Fish Fluff (aka "Pussy Fart", "Queef") - To expel gas from the vagina. This is very common after forceful intercourse, when air gets trapped inside the chick's womb. (See "Whoopie Cushion") - Crisco, St. Paul, MN

Fishfuck - The act of sticking a fish in a chicks pussy and continue to fuck her hard. - Students of Maryvale High

Fishhook - When you're doing a chick doggy-style, and you stick her finger in the poop shoot. When she turns her head to see what it was, you pull you're finger out and make it in the shape of a fish hook and hook her cheek like you would catch a fish. - Brandon L.

Fisting - The act of shoving your whole hand into your partner's hole (any hole 'll do; pussy, ass, mouth, peehole (that one may take a bit more lube, seditives, and a shoe horn). - Travis, Ohio

Fladunk (see also "Fahdunkadunk") - Fladunk is the sound made when you pull your penis out of a chicks mouth "fla" and then proceed to slap it across her forehead "dunk". - Dean Laslo, Nevada

Flaming Amazon- Whilst having missionary style sex, just before you jizz, pull out and set her pubes on fire, then proceed to douse the flames with your hose. - Wadtron

Flaming Dragon (aka "Angry Dragon", "White Dragon") - When a girl's giving you head, and you reach orgasm, you grab her by the back of the head and shove you dick into the back of her throat. She gags, and it comes out her nose. (Trust me, it works) - Mike & Beau, Ohio

Flaming Pele - While having sex with a girl, right before you blow your load, you pull out, light her pubes on fire and then rare back and kick her in the cunt to put the flames out. hence the "Flaming Pele" after the great brazilian soccer player. - Leighton
2) Considered by Charlie Dogwood to be the original definition and origin of the "Flaming Pele" (thought up at his high school lunch table over half a decade ago while daydreaming about bending over the lunchlady spoon serving yesterday's meatloaf...) This move is common when your having sex from behind with a young women and notice that she has ass hairs, you then proceed to light them on fire and kick her in the cunt has hard as humanly possible. If her head happens to hit the headboard (or wall), you scream "GOOOAAALLLL!" and run around the room, just like Pele would do if he was there. (Regarding entry #1... there is clearly no need to light pubic hairs, or for that matter extinguish them.) The woman should remain bloody and ablaze while you do a much deserved victory dance and give high fives to your cheering teammates. - Charlie Dogwood, New York

Flashlight Fucking - The art of using a flashlight to view only the genitals while having sex with another partner who is considerably ugly; therefore one would only want to see her genitals. - Students of Maryvale High

The Flemish Pressure Cooker - A variation on the "Dutch Oven" which, as we all know, is ³whenever you fart while humping, pull the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement ceases.² This time, fart intentionally. Then, pull the sheet over her head but also keep farting on her face until she stops moving. When she ceases her struggle, continue to hump away. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Fletching - Fletching is the practice of sticking a tube up your partners ass and having a gerbil (or some other small furry woodland creature) crawl up the tube and in to your partners anus. - M&M from Clifton Forge Virginia

The Flock of Seagulls - Don't bang or jerkoff for a week straight. Then when your catching head from a girl, shoot your monster load in her hair and style it the same way the 80's band Flock of Seagulls front man Mike Score so boldly did. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Flogging the Dolphin - When you preceed to masturbate after an extended amount of time and the load is so massive that it comes out with enough force to make your penis seem to explode as a dolphins blowhole does. - Matthew Rowe, New York

Fluffer - A girl on the set of a Porn Film whose soul job is to keep the actors stimulated. They suck and stroke the actors prior to filming to keep them hard during a series of takes. Often "Fluffer Girls" are the wannabe porn stars trying to make their way through ranks to Super Star Status within the adult industry. - Travis, Ohio

Fluffernutter - When you cum in a girl's mouth (preferably after a blumpkin) and then she gargles your cum into a foam and spits it back into your ass hole. Then you proceed to fart it all over her face. - TN, TS, MT, Sr, PT, Pennsylvania

Fly's Eyes - Like the "Deranged Rabbit", but without the pockets being pulled out, looks like a fly's head. - Nathan Wheat, Minnesota

Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. - Wadtron

Flying Squirrel - Similar to "Deranged Rabbit" and "Fly's Eyes", except, leave balls inside pants with penis. Take sac skin between two hands and stretch it repeatedly. While doing this yell "flying squirrel, flying squirrel." Best done in a "Sneak Attack". - Ted, Saranac, Michigan

Forever T-H-O (see also "T-H-O") - Very very rare. You find a woman whose nipples just tend to stay hard no matter what always giving a tease to those around her. It is even more rare in guys; and once again noone really cares. - X to the A X, West Virginia

Fortune Cookie - After nailing a chick on a one-night job, lodge the condom in her pussy for the next guy to find. - Brett Mauser, Massachusetts

Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)

Fountain of Youth (aka, ³Ponce DeLeon²) - Woo and do a jailbait or barely legal chick(s) as many times as possible. Then tie her (them) up and throw her (them) into a geyser to avoid prosecution. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Francis Drake (see also, "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman Melville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Land Lubber") - Achieve Bunk-Bed Buccaneer status, a Shark Feeding, the Treasure Chest, and the Red Beard in one night. You can only become knighted (³Sir² Francis Drake) if you defeat the white whale with Ahab¹s Revenge. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Freckled Steamer (see also "California Hot Plate", "Cleveland Steamer", "Glass Boat", and "Steamer") - Take a piece of plastic wrap and poke holes in it. Put plastic wrap, over someone's face and shit on it. The "Freckled" variation of the traditional "Steamer" comes from the poked holes. - TJ

The French Motor Boat - The act of placing your nuts(deez natz) in a glass of whole milk and then make your girlfriend blow bubbles in it with a straw. (whole milk produces better bubbles) - Morty "Snorty" Genson

French Onion - After a girl smokes your blue vein cigar, face blast her with your ball snot, scoop it up with a table spoon and then feed it to her. - Dirt, NYC

The Fried Egg - A variation of the "Sunny-Side Up", but original in its own right. Start out the way you would the "Sunny-Side Up", fucking a girl doggy-style. When the time arrives, bust your nut on the curve of her back. Now, here comes the tricky part. Immediately following, before she has the chance to move or wipe herself off, produce a can of gasoline from under the bed and douse the sheets. Light a match and the girl becomes a makeshift frying pan. Let fry three minutes, stir occasionally, when finished let stand one minute. Serve. (Note: You can also pre-douse the sheets before sex, but you may need to find a girl without an active sense of smell to make that work.) - Alex, California

'Frisco Business - Where a "Female" spots a good looking guy, and gets him drunk enough to take her home. He wakes up looks over and sees her "Dick", and gets the "'Frisco Business". - Rev. Chris Compitello, D.D., New Jersey

Fro Nipples - Extremely hairy nipples on a girl; gross! - Students of Maryvale High

Frosted Loaf - It is when you do a girl up the ass and splouge in her ass then the next morning she will scream and call you in and you say hey its a frosted loaf. - Kenny, Eagle River

Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing "Happy Birthday." Then blow out the candles

Frothy Walrus - As a man climaxes during a blowjob, he makes a joke, causing the blower to laugh, thus expelling the semen out his or her nose. - Wadtron

Fruit Roll-Up - When you eat a girl out in her period and then stop and let it dry on your tongue. then, you peel it off and roll it up and eat it just like a fruit rollup! - sobo, Texas

Fuck Trophy - Unwanted/Unexpected baby presented to those who don't bother with birth control. - Mitch, South Carolina

Fucked up Riddell - The girl is really good looking except for her face mask, synonyms are Butterface and Butterhead. - Gabriel Lerman, North Carolina

Fuckstick - A slang term used in association with a penis, often used to describe a person who is less than social.

The Fudgesicle (aka "Hot Carl") - when you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. (used mostly in gay sex, so we hear)
2) Shit on your hands, smear it on your dick, then have sex with her. - FLINT013

Full Curl - The act of giving a "Dirty Walrus" while holding your partners nose closed until it comes out of the ears. - Mike, Eagle River

Fumilingus - When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

Fumunda Cheese - Referring to the crusty buildup of bacteria, wax, and crusted urine that forms on the underside of the penis. "Fumunda my nuts".

Fupa (aka "Gunt", "PBP") - Acronym for "Front Upper Pussy Area". Defined as the big sack of fat that women have below the stomach and above the pussy. ie, "She has way too much fupage for me." - Nathan Wheat, Minnesota

Fur Ball - Recieving a lodged pubic hair while performing oral sex

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