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Hairy Bubblegum - When you put your zipper down and pull out a little piece of your hairy nutsac, and go up to someone and say "O Damn, I sat in some hairy bubblegum" while showing them your nutsac. - Abro

Hall Monitor - When going down on a chic slip a Halls cough drop in your mouth, with your toungh slip it in her love box sit back and watch her climax!(caliptus makes them cum) - Robert Bell, Florida

The Halmstad Hook - This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.

The Hamburger Helper (if you read this and you go to hell when you die (yes if you read this you probably will...), stop in and say hello, Br. Guy and the boys at Get Offended will be kickin' it down at the Beatles reunion concert with Lady Di and JFK...) - After knocking up some bimbo, you take her to the abortion clinic. While she is having the fetus sucked out of her you start playing with yourself. As the jar fills with your kid, you quickly open the jar and stuff the bloody mess up her ass and ram her hard using the kid as your lubricant. All chicks dig this....I'm serious, they do! - Br. Guy, New Hampshire

Hanging Curve - A permissive girl who is just hot enough to hit right out of the ballpark. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Hanging Ham - A chick with extra large meat drapes / beef curtains. - Chi-Chi, MA

Hannibal - Drinking 151 all night and waking up to you riding an elephant that you took home the night before. - Mike T, Brooklyn

Happy Birthday - Putting your whole head into a girl's box... sort of a reverse birth.

Harlem Globetrotter - Spinning as many basketballs on her body as you can while u are giving it to her doggystyle. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Hat Trick - anal, oral and vaginal in the same session. - MarcLo, Indiana

Hauserbation - Masturbation using both hands, rolling your cock like rolling a wad of playdough or clay. - The Students of Maryvale High

Hawaiian Hula - Shave off her pubes, attatch them to your cock in Hula-skirt fashion and proceed to give here the ol' 1-2. - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Heaving of Lady Herfordshire - The same as the "Mighty Wombat", except she¹s a fat chick and the mask is of an old debutante. For maximum effect, the lady is actually an old, royal lady (in that case, gag her with your smelly sock or condom). During the heave, you must yell in a British accent things like, ³Jolly good show!², ³Up and out wit ya², or ³Once more into the breech!² If she only makes it halfway out, kick until she falls; this is know as ³Punting the Queen.² ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Helen Keller - The man is fucking the woman, before he finishes he punches her in the ears so she goes deaf and get knocked out, then he pulls out and cums into her eyes so she blind. - M. Chaffner, Michigan

The Herman Melville (see also , "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - After a successful boarding, the bed is knocked over by an irate, white beached orcha that was under the impression you were going to sleep with her in the other bunk-bed. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Hershey Highway - Another colorful euphamism for anal sex. - BeerVampire

Hey that guy looks like you! (aka "The Relief Pitcher") - You are in a second floor apartment banging doggystyle while your woman is standing at the window looking out. While she is distracted with the pounding you pull out quick and your buddy (who has been hiding in the closet) quickly and silently slips in and continues the pounding. You silently slip down stairs and out to the street to stare back up at the window and begin to wave and wait for the inevitable... "Hey, that guy looks like you!" - Dennis Murphy

High-Fiving - When two men are enjoying the same partner from opposite ends. - Wadtron

Hindenberg - While banging a chic doggystyle with a rubber on you pull out after awhile and start pissing into the condom creating a urine filled balloon. After you get it to zepplin size, you tie it off at the end and start swinging it around your head. Just as your chic starts to turn around to see what's going on, you smack her in the back of the head hard enough to explode this piss bomb all over her while running & yelling "HINDENBERG"... - Pfife Dogg & The Chi-Town Sickos

Hitler (see also "Dirty Sanchez") - use Dirty Sanchez def. - Gabe Asher, Colorado

Hoagie Slap - The act of slapping your semi-hard rod against a girls face multiple times. - Ryan Knecht, Pennsylvania

Hobo Slammer - Start humping some dirty skank you see on the side of the street. Just as you¹re about to spluge, knock her out with a crowbar. Then take her Nighttrain and dump it on her tits while you add your own fluid sample. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Hoggin' - You and your buddies go out and try to pick up the fattest chicks. - Jared Corder, California

Holy Shit, she's laughing so hard milk is coming out of of her nose! (see also "Angry Dragon", "Crack Snort", "White Dragon") - While receiving a blow job, cum in her mouth, right when she's about to swallow, you smack her in the back of the head with a free hand and she'll spew it out her nose, prompting you to say "holy shit, shes laughing so hard milk is coming out of her nose." - dirkolarry

Home Run (see also "Baseball Rules", "First Base", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third Base", "Rounding Third", and "Reaching Home") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have partaken in fucking without effort (without foreplay) on a date. This is considered a "Home Run" because they didn't have to worry about getting from "First Base" to "Second" and from "Second" to "Third" and so on. They stepped to the plate and pretty much scored.

Homo Buttholeian - When you're having buttsex and the man juice slides down her crack and into her vagina resulting in her miraculaously becoming pregnant, the baby is pretty much considered a new species... a "Homo Buttholeian". - Craig, New Jersey

The Homolick Manuever - Using your penis to dislodge an object blocking a choking victim's windpipe.

Hoobastank - Receiving oral from behind while standing. First girl kneels behind guy and buries her nose in his copper penny. Then she pulls his equipment down and back to her mouth and starts smoking his hog in resemblance of smoking a hooka. Closely related to Silence of the Lambs. Not to be confused with Silence of the Clams. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

Hoover - On your bed, you fuck a girl from behind and you cum, pull out and blow your was on the bedspread. You then pull the girl by the hair and shover her face in your load, moving her head back and forth, making her suck it up. - twoe34

Hot Air Balloon - This takes place when you're getting a rimmer, and at the moment her lips are diretly over your asshole you fart into her mouth and watch her cheeks inflate like a hot air balloon. - Tommy Kniest, Elie Balesh, Matt Armendariz, Bryan Wierson, Tony Ortega, Texas

Hot Butter Bungus - All four stages must be met in order to be considered as having successfully completed a "Hot Butter Bungus" 1. Take a stick of cold butter (or margarine, but that's cheating) and stick up your woman's ass, with authority. 2. Fuck your woman in the pussy, generating heat and causing the butter to melt. 3. Fuck your woman in the ass, using the butter as lube. 4. Once your dick is coated with butter, have her suck your buttery cock clean. - Perp, Ann Arbor, MI

Hot Carl - 1) (aka "The Fudgecicle") - when you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. (used mostly in gay sex, so we hear)
2) The act of taking a dump directly into the mouth of your partner. - Elie Balesh, Texas
3) Shit in a tube sock and then swing it around and smack someone in the face with it. - Gabe Asher, Colorado

Hot Carla - Similar to a traditional "Hot Carl" except instead of a turd, you shit in a chic's mouth after a 3-Day bout with diarrhea. - Jay, West Virginia

Hot Carlotta - Similar to a "Hot Carla", except that the diarrhea must come from eating way too many mexican pizzas covered in fire sauce from Taco Bell. - Jay, West Virginia

Hot Link - When you sprinkle a dash of tabasco on your cock before fucking a girl in the ass.

Hot Lunch - When you shit into a girl's mouth. - Mike R, Massachusetts

Hot Lunch To-Go - When you shit in a brown paper sack and give it to your girlfriend. - Mike R, Massachusetts

Hot Plate - The act of placing plastic wrap over a girl's face and then shitting on it. - Jim B., Ohio

Hot Pocket - When you get a boner in public and cant control the urges anymore, thus making a hot pocket. - Drew Beckley & Anthony Monares, Texas

Hot Shots - Make your special lady drink microwaved shots of cum. - adt

Hot Tamale - Eat taco bell with fire sauce one day at lunch, make sure its HOT, then, when ur fucking your girlfriend or someone, take a sideways shit across her mouth, then jizz on top of the turd, thus creating a tamale, use your hands to clamp her jaw down, and yell "HOT TAMALE!!" - Tyloar

Houdini (aka "Deak", "Phantom", "Sneak Attack", "Spit Trick") - When you¹re doing a girl doggy style, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, ³Abracadabra bitch!² also known as the David Copperfield and the David Blaine. - Wadtron

HRA - Acronym for "Hot Rear Action"... In other words, anal sex.

Hucklebuck - When you are having sex with your girlfriend missionary style, and when you feel your about to cum, you lift up her legs and push them them back behind her head, you then proceed to pull out of her cum on her face then finish off by jumping up and kicking your heel into her in the face. - Andy M, Baltimore Maryland

Hummer - When a male receives oral sex and the giver "hums" during the act.

Hummer Bird - When a girl is giving a guy a hummer, and he's enjoying it, she bites on his bird.

Hunka Chunka - While listing to the song "Eye of the tiger" lay underneath a glass coffee table and have your girl squat over it. They then proceed to shit all over the glass while you grab for it yelling "Yo Adrian".

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