The following is a story
that was written by a huge variety of
people. Each person writes a sentence or two
and then passes the story to someone else to
writes a sentence or two. As you can see,
some people are just dumb, but its fun to
see the different creative ways people
express them self, I guess.
Twas a dark and stormy afternoon, a mouse
ran to the left, then to the right, and then
finally jumped. When the mouse jumped,
Chris-Cross came in and sang, but a giant
tomato killed them because they suck; a
giant, killer tomato. The tomato had taken
anger management classes and reformed, but
this was too much. It decided it needed help
and hopped downtown. There, the tomato
turned brown and died and had a cute frown.
But he didn't die he just started to cry and
then came magic, it was a miracle grow and
the tomato started to grow arms and legs and
he was a real buff tomato. After he tested
his great strength wrestling Jacob Broad and
Philip Laffin he proceeded to kill them and
the giant tomato asked if Jesse Crawley
wanted Jacob's arm. Jesse, not refusing a
free limb, took it and started beating me,
then Chris Meyer got mad that Mike Norys
writes dumb things so he went to Baskins
Robins to kill him. It was raining dip and
dots so Alli came and ate them because she
likes them. Alli went on a walk that day and
it was fun and on her walk she ran into the
killer tomato and it ate her because it
smelled the dip and dots. Jacob got mad and
came back to life to kill the tomato. After
Jacob was back from the deepest parts of
Hell he decided to go bisexual, he did not
know why but he felt an urge to have
intercourse with Anthony. Anthony had no
choice; Anthony is a wuss. Anthony decided
to take an adventure to behind the garbage
disposal. He found nothing so he died.
Before he died Sammit Patel said "peas
and carrots go good with that." And
then he ate dinner. Justin Salgado came from
a rocket ship (a small on of course) but in
the middle of the atmosphere he blew up. Pat
came and revealed it was a guy, not Patrick
Blake but Pat from the popular movie
"It's Pat!"
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