1............(The College Sweaters)
Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big "Y" on her chest. The doctor asks,
"Why do you have a big "Y" on your chest?" She replys,
"Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater." The doctor nods and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her he notices a big "H" on her chest. Agian, the doctor asks,
"How did you get a big "H" on your chest?"
The woman replys "My husband went to Harvard and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater." The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this woman also has a letter on her chest. A large "M". He says,
"dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
"NO" replys the patient "but my girlfriend went to Wisconsin"

2..........(3 Wrost Things About Being An Egg)
Q: What are the worst 3 thinks about being an egg?
1. It takes you 10 minutes to get hard.
2. You have to come in a box with 5 others.
3. The only person ever to sit on your face is your mother.

3...........(2 Winos & A Male Dog)
Two winos are staggering down an alleyway, late at night, very drunk on cheap wine. Happy, arm in arm and singing, they suddenly stop dead in their tracks. Directly ahead of them is a fleabitten, old mongrel, male dog - cleaning himself. One wino staring with bloodshot, unfocused eyes and on unsteady legs at the dog, then his crotch and then back at the dog. He says,
"Wow..would I ever like to be able to do THAT!" His friend looks at him, then the dog and then takes his drunken friend aside,
"You'd better pet him first....he looks vicious".

4.........(Balls To You)
One Sardar went to US and stepped in for the first time in a pickup bar. While he was enjoying the scene around, a babe came and placed her self provocatively on Sardi's lap.
She said " Hi, I'm Suzan, 'Suzi' to you " Sardi was all excited with this welcome and said,
"Hi I'm Balwinder, Balls to you"

5............(THE GIFT)
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.
"These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
"When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
"Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.
"P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."