Don't pick your nose, you'll pick your brain out.
Look before crossing.
Smile, wait no..... don't smile.....brush.
Don't stick metal objects in the toaster.
Don't do crack, pull your pants up.
Hit things and they'll hit u back.
Be careful what you wish for.
Don't step on a crack or your mom will break her back.
See a penny pick it up, all day long the Wishmaster will think of ways to kill you.
Treat your mother right.
Look towards the sky, well not towards the sun, unless your blind, then u can.
Draw a picture.
Be nice to your grandmother.
When your angry, count to 10, take deep breaths, and release.
Instead of fighting, drink lemonade, pink lemonade.
Littering is more like kitty litter, smelly and comes in clots.
You learn from your teachers, not your gang banging friends.
Take a shower, you smell.
Homework sounds like a bad idea, but really, it looks, feels, and smells like it too.
Inspiring minds go far, but so do really dumb ones.
Laughing is a good diet, and u need one.
Don't chew with your mouth open, in fact, don't chew at all, fatty.
Plant a tree.
Be nice to spiders.
School is a window, college is a door, honey is good on sandwiches.
Education is the key to the future, who needs a key, hit it with the sledge of stupidity.
Snails look slimy and disgusting already, you don't need to step on them.
Vote Pauly Shore president.
Wear a jacket, its cold out.
Sure you could slack of in school, but when I see you on the streets and you try to mooch, I'm gonna hit you.
Wear underpants.
If u got it, flaunt it.
Fight clowns.
Don't come to school late, teachers don't like it, and I don't like you.
Don't come to school high, your already stupid enough.
Hot dogs seem like a tasty treat, but eat cat.
Say excuse me, thank you, your welcome, bless you.
Dial 10-10-220-911 if your in an emergency, the police will save lives, you will save money.
Go home and give your mom a kiss.
If you give a mouse a cookie, it better be Keeblers.
Hold hands with a guy, common, you might like it.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but I have an HMO.
Bring back recess.
Play tag more often.
Don't forget to wipe -Anthony
Don't wipe -Chris
If you don't want to smoke it, eat it.
Simple math : you + $$ = people like you.
Wear a helmet, even if your sleeping, you never know.
Take your girlfriend out somewhere, I just might steal her.